" From Soup to Nuts"


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In Short: Watters blames Birch for their poor showing after they're ambushed by a state senator during televised health-care hearings. Sutton operates on a pregnant woman's unborn child. Laurie remarries and asks Geiger to attend the ceremony, which will be presided over by "Evita Peron."
Guest Starring: Kim Griest (as Laurie Geiger), Richard Libertini (as Reverend), Jim Metzler (as Steven), Jenny Gago (as Ellen), Jeff Perry (as Gilbert Weeks), and Gailard Sartain (as Thomason)

Story: David E. Kelley, Jennifer Levin and John Tinker
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Directed By: Lou Antonio


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Sutton to Austin : "It'll be a cold day in hell before I'm beholden to you."

Aaron: Goodnight Alan.
Alan: Goodnight everyone.
Jeffrey: I'd like the Eel's job, wouldn't you?
Push a few pencils, shuffle some papers. How tough could it be?
Sue a few people, listen to a lot of hooey, spend your life at lunch.


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Alan's speech to the Senate Committee investigating the experimental procedures at Chicago Hope. The day before Senator Thomason had "put down" Phillip - mostly for doing unessecary procedures (he brought up the case with the AIDS patient who got infected with malaria in order to fight the the AIDS virus). Both Phillip and Alan didn't know how to answer the Senator's accusations. After the hearing Phillip was very angry and blamed Alan for not having the right answers. He told him that in his opinion Alan had lost his touch after adopting Alicia. And that he didn't work hard enough for the hospital because taking care for her would require most of his time. Later Phillip regreted his harsh words and wanted to appoligize but Alan closed the door - leaving Phillip standing in the corridore.

Senator Thomason: I'm sorry sir, you are again please.
Alan Birch: Alan Birch, General Counsel to Chicago Hope
Senator Thomason: I see. Well um, Mr Birch this, um, forum is about talking to doctors, not to lawyers.
(Phillip watching on TV)
Phillip Watters: Get him.
Alan Birch: This forum is about medicare. That topic had nothing whatsoever to do with this morning's attack..
Senator Thomason: Well, you'll have to forgive me, but I'm not about to let you turn this into a pissing contest....
Alan Birch: How about allowing me to respond to the allegations made by you with the cameras rolling here. Now if you feel threatened, senator, we can turn the cameras off. Because I understand you might feel overmatched without the element of surprise working for you. Again, in theory, any man worthy of a run for Congress should have enough bite to stand behind his words... Even if they were supplied to him by a campaign committee.
Senator Thomason: Do you want to come at me, sir? Do you know what you're up against?
Alan Birch: Only that you're a political creature who does not know what he's talking about when it comes to how a hospital works. Not too late to kill those cameras, sir.
Senator Thomason: Oh no, the cameras are running.
Alan Birch: Good. Now let's start with some of the facts you left out this morning. Like the fact that in all the experimental procedures you cited at Chicago Hope, the patients lived and benefited. Not 80%. Not 90, not 99, but 100%. They all got better.
Senator Thomason: At what cost?
Alan Birch: At a cost more expensive than death. But you left out that Chicago Hope has the lowest mortality rate of any hospital in the state. You particularly left out that surgeons there or anywhere sometimes have to make decisions in an instant. They don't have the luxury of appointing sub committees, to debate the pros and the cons. They don't have the time to consider public opinion polls. They can't take lunch with a lobbyist before choosing what to do. Patients face imminent death, and surgeons sometimes have to improvise without waiting for (?) approval. And yes, occasionally, they resort to untried, experimental procedures, but your suggestion that it's about playing with toys, who get's to be first, who's ego wins out. That is repugnant, not only to surgeons, but also to the credibility of your office. Only thing a comment like that proves is that obviously you've never been in an OR, senator. Certainly not one at Chicago Hope.
Senator Thomason: You should get John Williams to score this match.
Alan Birch: Boy you talk about saving Medicare from bankruptcy. Your real intent is to slash its costs to balance your state and federal budget. Well I'm going to tell you something. More people die with your plan, senator. Especially the elderly. HMO's win. For profit organizations flourish. But trauma centers, emergency rooms, they get shut down. So you want to make the hospital the villain here, that's fine. But it's a government shell game, at the expense of the elderly, at the expense of the poor. And everyone in this room know it.
(Another Senator speaks up)
Other Senator: This is not a place for politics
Alan Birch: It is entirely about politics. It's about nothing but politics. You single out Chicago Hope because it's rich. You make a big public attack on a wealthy institution. Eh, cameras rolling. Let's wack at the rich. And then you just hope the poor don't realize they're the one's getting hammered here. That's who you're sticking it to.So you want my vote, senator, You check into those hospitals who deliberately overbid Medicare contracts, so they lose them, so they don't have to treat the poor at fixed rates. You check into HMO's who threaten to shut down doctor's practices, unless those doctors promise to treat patients on the cheap. You check into insurance companies who promise to provide coverage, and then deny it, 'cause of some fine print which defines a procedure as experimental. There is a lot of waste, a lot of crap, a lot of wrong for you to go after in health care. But surgeons ain't it. Easy targets, you bet, but they ain't it. So you don't get my vote, Senator Thomason. (Start's pounding on desk) Sloppy work, and YOU DON'T GET MY VOTE! (Alan stares into the eyes of the senator)


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