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ROBOCOP FANATICS
Considering you are here at this website, you probably love RoboCop, so how big of a fan are you?

You are a REAL RoboCop FAN if:

You always spin anything that looks or feels like a gun

You walk like robo does in the movie

You attempt to destroy labs that research on combining the human body with a machine using Murphy as an example

You use robo phrases all the time

When you start sounding like Weller, Burke, Eden or Fletcher when you talk

When you look for robo's gun in gun magazines/toy stores.

When you try to access computers through the k/lock.

You buy a black FORD TAURUS, and paint the "DETROIT OCP POLICE" symbol on it.

You buy a blued BERRETA 93MRAG 9mm, and put on all the parts to make it the AUTO-9.

You drive in to Detroit, and search for the OCP tower or primrose lane. (It is in Dallas..)

Every term paper you write, no matter the subject, ends up containing a RoboCop reference.

You write an 8 hour miniseries that takes up 18 months of your life... and you still love RoboCop... ( By: Joe and Brad, Co-Writers, RoboCop: Prime Directives )