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i've got you under my skin The ever so idiotic Phoebe (kidding,Pheebs!) was charmed by this New Yorker photgrapher Stefan. He asks,"Are you a model?" Phoebe was ofcourse flattered and  ::bam:: she falls hook,line, and sinker for him. Stefan invites Phoebe for a photo shoot later that afternoon, and Phoebe says "Sure" Meanwhile, I uhm..have been avoiding Andy because of  "sleeping with him in the first date". But I got the job in Bucklands, Rex my new boss. My favorite sister Piper (kidding Pheebs!) has doubts if she would get struck by lightning if she enters a church, now that she's a witch. Being the good sister that I am (ahem) I told her that we're good witches and she nothing to worry about.  Let's fast forward. When Phoebe arrives at the address where she was suppose to meet Stefan, she gets a premonition at the gate. In the premonition, it was her tied up in a table, with a monster (who turns out to be Javna).  Pheebs turns around to return home, but it was too late, for Javna comes and captures her.  Piper and I comes to rescue, and we chanted,"Evil eyes look unto thee, may they soon extinguish be. Bend they will to the pwoer of three.Eye of earth,evil and accursed." Javna turns to dust. 

thank you for not morphing Well, this is a real treat. My father,Victor Haliwell returns after what, like abandoning my sisters and I for all these years! At first I doubted him, that he just returned to steal our powers. I mean, suspicious much? Don't blame me for suspecting him. While all these was happening, mysterious things has been happening. Like, the always unlocked front door, which I keep blaming Phoebe. Then there's the bulldogs whose scaring the crap out of me, and the three crows who flew from the house. The culprit ? no, it wasn't my dad, but it turned out it were Cynda, Fritz and Marshall, our neighbors who turned out to be shapeshifters who's after our Book of Shadows. We chanted," When in the circle that is home, safety's gone and evils roam, rid all beings from these wall. Save sisters three now heed our call." And in the end, the three shafeshifters is dust. We apologized to dad, and he too has the reason to apologize to us-- he didn't show up when he and my sisters were suppose to have dinner together. Instead, he sent us a collection of home videos when we were little.. 

dead man dating Add him to Piper's collection of "supernatural lovers".  His name is Mark, who was murdered randomly just because it's his birthday. Isn't that pathetic? The murderer: Tony Wong. Mark seeks Piper's help and he wants his body to be buried in time before Yammah, the soul ferrier to hell, will get his soul, even though he's good. Phoebe got a job in a hotel, being "The Amazing Phoebe" so she can buy me a gift, and to break her custom of giving me birthday cards three days late. (how sweet..). In the end, we ended up saying goodbye to Mark, for his murderer is now safe in hell. It was a sad funeral, but when we returned to the manor, I got surprised when they all shouted "surprise". Me? I acted surprised, but that doesn't mean I was-- thanks to Phoebe's blabber mouth, I found out about that surprise party (so much for the suspense..). 
dream sorcerer This episode of my life  warned me to not take sleep for granted. I know you people out there are now laughing because of my cheesiness, but it's true. I was never able to sleep those days. It was because of this scientist, who calls himself,"Dream Sorcerer". His motive is that he hops into women's dreams who rejected him, and he kills them in dreams, which results, killing them in real life also.  After me rejecting his offer of a martini (because duh, I'm dating Andy), he starts attacking me in my dreams. This scared me to death. While I'm in this fiasco, my other two sisters busied themselves by concocting a love spell. Which results of a whole lotta lovers. I mean, seriously, what I think is, are they too desperate? Anyways, Inspector Trudeau and Inspector Morris has this case about women getting murdered-- their bones broken, but there's no clue how they were killed. The suspect ? right you are. So, Mr.Dream Sorcerer, attacked  while I was driving my car- I was so sleepy, I can't drive, which caused me to sleep. He was about to throw me off the building in my dreams, but I used my powers,causing him to die.  

wedding from hell It all started years ago when this woman promised Jade that his son would be married to her, so Jade, who was really Hecate, could breed her kind with him and you know the drill. Several decades later, the woman's son and his girlfriend are to be married, and Piper was going to be catering it. Jade returns to get what she wants and refresh the woman's memory about the promise. The woman agrees reluctantly, and shoos his son's girlfriend away. The girlfriend is now confused when she hears that her boyfriend is to be married to this stranger,Jade. "But he loves me!" she says. While this was happening, this priest was in the hosue carrying a knife saying that he should kill this evil . Piper and Phoebe in the other hand, who was preparing for the wedding is terribly confused when they found out Jade was now marrying the man. They knew something is wrong. After going here and there, and after telling me, we all somehow resolve this fiasco, and the woman's son end up marrying his girlfriend. And Jade? oh, she's vanquished.