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Dec. 14, 1998
 
 
 
There is no biz like show biz, and the way to do it, is to see movies. To make sure you see a good movie instead of dud here's The CSR's choice!
 New release (updated every Monday), Special choices, Top Tin.,
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NEW RELEASES

1. Baseketball
Rate  4 skulls
rated R
 
  How about this, Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Ring a bell? For all ya' South Parketeers it should. They're the creative force behind South Park. And this is the movie that was abandoned completely by everyone, but fortunately now you have a chance to see em' in video. Check it out because this movie has balls! basketballs!!!

bottom line:
    No matter how you put it. This is a movie worth seeing.  see it.

Alternative titles:
Naked gun, National lampoon's vacation, Hot Shots and Spy hard.
 

 

2. The avengers
Rate   3 skulls
rated pg

   Yet another try out to pull a comic title in the screen. The avengers, two english tea sippin' special agents go ahead on a wild chase to get to evil madman bad-guy (Sean Connery) and still be home for tea time... weird.

bottom line:
    This movie kinda looks interesting, but the heroes are sort of flakes.... and maybe someone like Jenny McCarthy might have done a better job than Uma, but she's cute too.

Alternative titles:
Comic heroes... hmmm, how about Phantom, Shadow, Mask, Blade, Superman am I missing anyone? oh yeah Street Fighter. check the rental store to feel it too.
 

3. Knock off!
Rate  3 skulls
rated R
 
    Jean does it again... he takes out a tottally weird movie and calls it an action flick. This movie is tough to keep up. There is some kind of strange camera angles and move actions that I really didn't get, but all of you neo movie buffers might find it interesting.

bottom line:
    Try kkeping your meals in your stomach with all the crazy camera angles.

Alternative titles:
Hard target, Sudden Death, Nowhere to Run, Cyborg  Go home Happy.
 
 

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*Special Choices*

Tis' the season to be Scully.... The X files are still roaming the stores... try em

 This season is jam-packed with goodies... First off Santa's reindeers catch a break as young buckling  Anabelle  wants   to ride on with the main guys of Santa's sled in Anabelle's wish. (So cute.)

All the Christmas Carol movies ever made, (al 1,988,798.97 of em') are on stock... take one home and let the ghost of christmas past guide you.

Christmas fright? how about Jack Frost, or Gremlins, both of em' or if you really want to be afraind... a real christmas horror movie... Santa with muscles, yughk!

How can the same thing happen to the same man twice? easy... re-runs. Let Bruce tell you what's up. Die Hard filmed on winter... and featuring Family matters' Carl Winslow, or how about Martin and Roger in Lethal Weapon the first one.
 
 

 
 
 

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Top Tin

10. Perfect Murder
 9. Mercury Rising
 8. Dr. Dolittle
 7. Deep Impact
 6. Six days seven nights
 5. Armageddon
 4. Halloween H20
 3. Mask of zorro
 2. The Negotiator
 1. Lethal Weapon 4

Best Buys:
Armageddon
Small Soldiers
Lion King 2: Simba's pride
X-files
Mask of Zorro
Lethal Weapon 1, 2, and 3 THX remastered
WWF-Summerslam-Highway to hell
Dr. Dolittle
Lost In Space

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