Ep: the end of  endless infomercial *hangs head in shame* *sings* INNNNNFOMERCIAL!! 
INNNNNNNNNNNNFOMERCIAL!!! Ooooooh no no no no oh please!! je taime!!
Characters: um.. whoever I could think of at the time..  mostly Soo and Manda.. 
not cause we were writing it or anything... ^^;;
Info: K.. I'm never really funny and my English SUCKS. DAHAHAHAHAHA!!! 
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!! YOU"RE DOOMED FOREVER!! BAHAHAHAH!!!! *points and laughs* 
(I think i'm having another hyper attack guys.. watch out.. *everyone runs away, plugging
 their ears*) anyhoo.. to make the long intro short, I suck at this. >D

*at the same place the whole thing has been happening*
*everyone except Soo starts playing Mario Party despite the fact only 4 people can play it*
*Wario shows up* 
Tasuki: ACK! WATCH OUT CHRISTINE!!!  *takes out his tessen* REKKA SHINEN!!!!   *turns into 
a frog and Tess screams, "ACK! MY TV!!"* *everyone sighs* *blahblahblah.. he comes back*
Tasuki: This fucken sucks.
Soo: Oh, there IS a way you can feel betterhiccup, Tasuki. *holds up a bottle of liquor*
Tasuki: YOINK!
Soo: Heeeey.. only a sip!!
Tasuki: *chugs the whole bottle* says who?
Soo:  Damn you... *takes out another bottle* *chugs it* *looks around* Think i'm drunk. I 
wanna go to sleep now. Don't YOU guys do anything stupid. 
*everyone glares at her* *Soo falls asleep*

All: Soo, you can't be drunk with THAT. *Soo falls asleep anyways*
Chichiri: What are we gonna do about Tasuki no da?
Hotohori: Yeah. I'm getting sick of kissing Tasuki. Although he shouldn't be, since I'm so 
beautiful. *drools over his own reflection on the TV screen*
Tasuki: Shut up!! You aren't any prettier then Christine!
All but Christine: AWWW!!
Christine: Leave me alone!
*Tasuki and Christine gets into the "Shut up talk" again*
Tess: Damn it! I couldn't get it!!
*soo wakes up and starts laughing hysterically at Tess*
*Soo goes back to sleep*
*Soo dreams*
*in the la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la land*
Amanda: Hey readers, in case you didn't notice we are entering a spiffy dream sequence!!!! 
Prepare yourself!!!!
*everyone enters in the traditional way (meaning they pop out in a non sick way out of 
nowhere)*
All: The hell??
Hotohori: I'm so beautiful.
Nuriko: Yes you ar... wait. what's that on your forehead, Hotohori sama?
Hotohori: huh? what? *takes out the mirror that's surgically attached to his palm* WHAT THE
 @#$#@$#!!!! (you can totally tell who's writing the story, huh?) *Hotohori ducks and 
covers*
All: What's wrong? huH?? HUH??? huH????? what's the matter, hotohori sama??
Hotohori: NOTHING. LEAVE ME ALONE. 
Nuriko: *sniff* WAAAAAH... I was told off!!!
Nakago: Hotohori, whats wrong? Why are you holding your head like that??
Hotohori: NOTHING! I HAVE A HEADACHE!
Nakago: Hotohori... *looks worried, and puts his hand on Hori-sama's shoulder* Please tell 
us. We are you friends! *starry background and cheesey music plays as they spin*
Justen: Yaaah! You can tell us anything!
Ashitare: ARURUGGGGH!
Kouji: You can tell Kouji-chan! Yes, tell Kouji! He won't say anything, right kouji? Right!
 You can trust him! *hits himself in the head with a halisen*
Mince: I didn't do it!
Bob 134: Whats wrong Hotohori??
Hotohori: LEAVE ME ALLOOOONE! *shakes his fist at them**forehead is now exposed*
All: *GAAAASP*
Hotohori: SHIT!
Nuriko: *bursts into tears* HORI-SAMA's FACE IS RUUUUUINED!
Soo and Amanda: Uh.. we just got back from paris. *sing* NAAAAADIA! NAAAAAAAADIA! blab blah 
blah .. je taime!
Andrea: PoorHorisama...... *cries*
Hotohori: Is it that bad??
Everyone: *WAAAAAAaaAAAaaH!
Hotohori: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Tomo: SHAME ON YOU!! I don't even get it with all the MAKE UPS ON ME!!
Amiboshi: My brother and I don't get it and we are 15!!!!
Suboshi: *crying* yaaah!
Chiriko: What is it???
Tamahome: *whispers what it is to Chiriko* I wonder if I can sell it... after all Hori-sama is royalty...
Mitsukake: I can't even heal something like that...
Miboshi: You will have to resign as emporer looking like that!
Hotohori: *Cries* my beautiful face!!  
Tess: Aren't you a little.... old.. for that?
Soi: *walks in* OH MY GOD THAT THING IS HUGE! Good thing Nakago is too old for that..
*It*(not the bird):Im not that big!
Hotohori: You talk??
Christine: Yes you are that big! 
Justen: I love you Yui!
Yui: kowai...
*It: I will show you! I will get even bigger and spread everywhere!
Everyone: *screams in fear*
Tamahome: That thing is scarier than Taiistkun!
Taiistkun: Hey! wait.. So what, Hori! I got lots!
Hotohori: But... its... a ... I cant even say it, its too horrible for words... a... a... pi.. PIMPLE!
Everyone: *screams in terror*
Soo: I'll sing you a song to make you feel better!!I learned it from Jean!! *pretends to play guitar, and 
music comes from the big honkin machine as soo starts singing*  *Manda joins in* HOOOOOOORISAAAAAAAMA! 
HOOOOOOOOOORISAMA!!! Don't be so obsessed with your looks cause theres other guys better looking than you! 
*they get booted to the moon*
Soo: oooh... the moon!
Manda: Are there any martians?
Soo: Thats mars..
Manda: oh.. well are there any moonians?
Soo: *looks at amanda* yes. theres one now!
Moonian: Hi!
Soo and Amanda: Hi!
Moonian: Have you tried popping?
Soo: huh? *turns around* Oh! Hori-sama when did you get to the moon?
Hotohori: Popping? Doesnt that leave scars??
Amanda: Eeeeew...
Soo: Well... its better than living with what you have now.. it talks for godssake!
*It*:Hey! leave me alone ya meanie! 
Soo: Yeah? Whats it to you?
*It*: You are insulting me and I dont have to take it!
Soo: Well, if you wanna step outside and solve this..
Moonian: Uh.. we are outside. 
Soo: Wanna go inside then?
*It*: Sure! *drags Hori-sama*
Hotohori: OW!
*they go into a mooncrater*
Soo: TAKE THAT! *beats up the giant talking pimple*
Hotohori: Thats my head!!
Moonian: Look what my gramma just teletransported to me!!
*everyone looks*
All: GASP!!!
Hori-sama: OMG!!! MY FACE IS SAVED!!!
Manda: OXYCUTE HIM!!!!
*it*: ACK! *tries to run away*
*everyone gins evilly as they approached towards it*
*just when they were about to apply it, Soo wakes up*
Soo: OW. my contact's dry!
Hori-sama: Are you okay?
*soo looks up*
Soo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCKKK!!!!!!!!
*tries to run away*
Nuriko: Hori-sama... you... have... a .... PIMPLE!
Hotohori: So what! At least Idon't turn into a frog.
Tasuki: ribbit! I mean.. Hey!
Christine: That was mean Hori-sama...
Hori-sama: I will show you mean! *grows a bunch of arms and starts beating everyone up*
Soo: THATS SICK!
Manda: LEAVE ME ALONE!
*music plays* doo doo doo doo doo doo doo!
All: HEY! ROCK THE CRADLE OF LOVE! *everyone dances like in the Hana Yori Dango opening sequence* Rock the 
cradle of love! yes the cradle of love don't rock easy its true!
All: *stop*
Manda: So.. now what?
Soo: We ran out of ideas...
Manda: Hmm..
soo: the end??
Manda: NO! the world didn't blow up yet! besides... whenever the story ends chiriko and mits beat me up....
Soo: Hmm... Why dont' we make a brief info mercial
Manda: I don't think I like where this is going....
Soo: But before then, we'd have to have a commercial first!
Manda: how about.. PICK UP THE PHHHOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEE/!! 
Justen: It wasn't me with the video!! At least I cut out the... 
*Tess beats him up*
Manda: I luv you Tess, *sings*  *Soo joins in* Teeeeeeeeeeeess!! Teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeess!! blah blah blah!! je taime!!!!!
Chrisinte: Mmm banana.... *takes out her whip*
Soo: Anyhoo, i'll get to the infomercial on.. the *drum roll* THE PERFECT AUTOMATIC MUSIC PLAYERR!!! *cymbal crash*
Manda: Just the thing to impress the person you love! *sings* SOOOOOOOOOOOO! SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 
Soo: Yes! GOOD THING I AM SINGLE! YOINK!! *snatches manda*
Everyone: EWWWWWWWWW!!!!! GUYS!!!! 
Tama: Can I... um.. JOIN? 
Soo: *hisses* okay
Manda; the more the merrier!
Everyone: YAAAAY!

Chiriko: Well.. the rest of this is somewhat.. censored. Don't mind the way Soo and Manda are... they are kinda... hyper. 
*sings* NAAAAAAAADIA! NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADIA!

Soo: *wakes up* Whoa... what a ... weird dream!  Ah! my contacts are dry!
Hotohori: Are you okay?
Soo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Nuriko: Hotohori! You have a piiiimple!
Hotohori: What???!~!!! oh.. thats just a birthmark! Its usually around my cheek.. I guess it moved.
All: oh...
Soo: Isnt thjat kinda... unnatural?
Hotohori: Look what else it can do! *makes it into little picture* 
Soo: Ooooh a puppy dog!
Hotohori: And it can talk too!
Birthmark: hi!
All: hi!
Birthmark: I am going to blow up the world!
Amanda: YES! GO BIRTHY!
All: AAAAAAAAAAAH!
Birthy: Attention earth beings. Your lives will end in a few moments. 
Amanda: *bursts into laughter*
Soo: *wakes up* What a weird dream... Ah! My contacts are dry!
Hotohori: Are you okay?
Soo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Nuriko: Hotohori! youhave a pimple!
Hotohori: What??!! Oh! Thats just a pen mark!
Nuriko: Actually... I thinks its a mole..
Hotohori: I HAVE A MOLE??? *faints*
Soo: Well... I suppose I am really awake now, seeing as Hotohori's mysterious growth can't talk.
Growth: Thats what you think!
Soo: DAMMIT. Is this ever gonna end??
Manda: NOPE!
*Soo wakes up for GOOD this time, she hopes*
Soo: My glasses! I MUST be awake now! Wait. these are clean. Ah gad dam it..
Tasuki: CHRIIIIIIIIISTINE! CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISTINE! 
Manda: Uh... maybe you shouldnt sing that song Tasuki-kun.. it might get you in trouble..
Christine: *runs to the top of the gratan* TAAAAAAAAASUKI! TAAAAAAAAAAASUKI!
Soo: I have created monsters...
Manda: SOOOOOOOOOO! SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *dies*
Soo: ACK! Must... get.. up!!!!
*Soo wakes up*
Soo: DAmmit. that was one fucked up dream. 
*Manda gasps as Soo types a swear word* *Tasuki smiles with proudness* 
Soo: Thank you Sensei! you have taught me good!
Christine: What exactly has he taught you?
Soo: Uh... *Manda bursts out singing* SEEEEEEEEEEEEEENSEI!! SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENSEI!!  *Soo takes the control over her 
voice* Well, what can I say but I need bondage?
Manda: HJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHGAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Everyone else: We don't get it..
Manda: BONDAGE!! GET IT?? BANDAGE?? BONDAGE??? nevermind..
Soo: Oh yeah. Bandage. damn English to HELL!
English: ACK! *falls down to HELL*
Soo: MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Manda: well... now what language do we speak?
Soo: Hellnglish, of course!
Manda: Oh silly me!
Everyone else: Uh... we dont get this story.
Soo and Manda: we don't either!! 
Andrea: This is a deer! 
*everyone dies* 
THE END
Soo: *wakes up* the hell... *contacts are dry* AAAAH!
Chiriko: Hello!
Manda: AAAAH! Don't hurt me!
Chiriko: We aren't going to hurt you today!
Manda: you.. arent?
Mits: Nope! 
Manda: PHEW!
Soo: why not? we didnt put you in very much.
Mits: We are glad you didnt put us in this time!
Soo and Manda: Oh.. MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITS!!! CHIIIIIIIIIIIIRICO!!
*they get beat up* 

THE END FOR GOOD.. I hope