So here's how this works: We determine your personality by asking you numbered questions.
I'd hate to see what my breasts' numbers are -- 34C if you're curious. That's the most requested fake breast size.
Thanks for sharing. Now give me one good reason to see your new film, Going All the Way.
Duh. Me, obviously. It's set in 1954 and I play a pinup girl come to life who takes her little spiked heels and grinds Jeremy Davies' little heart to a pulp.
What are the next two names on your dance card?
I play a mute con artist in Lewis & Clark & George. Then there's Phantoms, a supernatural thriller in which I play a sixteen-year-old seer whom nobody believes except for this kooky old scientist played by Peter O'Toole. We got on like white on rice.
Devise your perfect ménage à trois.
Ralph Fiennes and Vince Vaughn. The provocative answer is Erik Estrada and Susan Sarandon.
Four-on-the-floor or automatic?
I have a baby yellow BMW stick shift. When I drive, I literally have a script propped up on the steering wheel while trying to do a U-turn and put on lipstick. I've been known to run into parked cars. But I always leave a note saying I'm sorry -- I just don't leave any information.
The world is ending in five minutes. What do you want to be doing?
I'm sure every girl would want to go out having a boy servicing her, yes? In that down-south sort of way? But he'd better be fast. I've always admitted it: I'm a man with really nice breasts -- I'm so guilty of doing every single male thing. Not calling, not showing up, leaving at four in the morning.
How many cans short of a six-pack are you?
Six. I'm just one of those little plastic things that go around the top of the cans to hold them together.
Which of the seven deadly sins are you guilty of?
I am all virtues. I have not one sin to my name.
Have you ever consulted the Magic 8 Ball?
No, but if I did I'd ask it "Will I be crazy and flamboyant when I'm eighty-five, or just crazy?" It'd probably say "Answer unclear. Try again."
Okay, let's say you have nine lives.
I think I would have been a fabulous member of Dorothy Parker's clique, or one of Picasso's women. I would love to have been on the Titanic. I would love to be Howard Roark in The Fountainhead. I would like to be a Frank Lloyd Wright house. I think I would've kicked ass as Cleopatra. I would love to be a CIA operative...why do they get those morons from Georgetown? I'd be a La Femme Nikita sort of thing. And I don't think being the ruler of Hades would be all that bad.
What makes a man a perfect 10?
When I was fifteen I had a mad crush on Wallace Shawn. I like character and somebody who's really good in bed, 'cause I just have no patience for the opposite.
What should be the eleventh commandment?
Thou shalt always worship Rose.
What do you want for the twelve days of Christmas?
I want to live in Paris. I want to learn to ice-skate and to box. I want to get a degree in Egyptology. I would like to not have to say "Like, oh my God!" in any movies. I would like to have a day go by without people screaming various obscenities about body parts. I'd like to still have Bug and Fester, my Boston terriers. I think I'd like to be with my boyfriend, except (laughs) I'm pretty commitment-shy. I'd like to please my father, who used to be in the Children of God, and do at least one more "porno" film -- which is what he called The Doom Generation. I'd like to start some sort of counseling program for girls -- when I was that age I was always told that I was gonna burn in hell. I would like to lose the guilt I have for compulsive spending. I would like to stop being addicted to diet hot chocolate.
After working with horrormeister Wes Craven on Scream, how do you observe Friday the thirteenth?
Last year I had my twenty-second birthday party on the thirteenth, so I'm there with my tiara on and I think I can consume two bottles of champagne. And I went into the bathroom and I keeled over and woke up getting my stomach pumped. Woo-hoo!
