CLERKS SOUNDS LIBRARY!!!

Lets face it in every movie
there's always that one line
that no one ever forgets.

Clerks is no exceptions and it actualy has more then one.
Here are some Clerks Sounds I've found on the Net.

Enjoy them! =)
serve.wav
The Clerks slogan taken
out of the movie trailer!
get.wav
Dante to a disturbing
customer!
hell.wav
A customer's reaction to
a real lung someone just
showed him to discourage
him from smoking!
jay.wav
Jay and Silent Bob first's
scene!


jay2.wav
Jay and Silent Bob first
scene Part II!
sluts.wav
Jay hitting on a girl!

grizzly.aiff
Jay to Willam!

lament.wav
Dante's not suposed
to be here today!
out.wav
Veronica throws the
angry mob out!
been.wav
Willam to Veronica!

suckdik.aiff
Dante finds out what
Veronica once did to
Willam!
37.wav
Dante want to know
how mane dicks Veronica
suck!
tsdix.aiff
Dante tells a customer
how many dicks Veronica
suck!
othguys.aiff
Dante doesn't like the
fact that Veronica as suck
a few dicks!
dixhey.aiff
Dante yells at Veronica
as she leaves!
savages.aiff
Randal's opinion about
the people in there town!
drjones.wav
Winoski ask Randal if
he as seen a set of keys!
rule.wav
Randal shows his
ego!
8half.wav
Dante and Randal talking
about Dante's ex girlfirend!
strokes.wav
Dante gives some
advice!
porno.aiff
Randal places an order
for the video store!
humanvac.wav
Jay to a girl!

skerlnik.wav
Olaf saying Skerlnik!
berz.wav
Olaf sings Berzerker!
berz2.wav
Olaf sings Berzerker
Part II!
muppets.wav
Dante and Randal talking
about Star Wars!
affairs.wav
A woman ask Randal what
he thinks about two
movies!
theysuk.aiff
Same woman ask Randal's
opinion again!

shortcomings.wav
Randal give the woman
his opinion!
rnthere.aiff
Randal tells her she
can't rent there anymore!
cstmrs.wav
Randal says what he
thinks about his job!
seals.aiff
A customer finds the
movie he was looking for!
thirsev.aiff
Randal says hi to
Veronica!
what.wav
Randal to a customer!

gator.wav
A Hockey player ask
Dante for a free
Gatorade!

teeth.wav
Another Hockey player
to Dante while the are
playing hockey on the
roof!
orange.wav
Hockey player tells
Dante how many balls
he brought!
balls.aif
Dante ask if anyone has
seen a ball down there!

dead.aiff
Randal tells Dante that
one of Dante's ex died!
event.wav
Dante wants to go to
her wake!
broken.aiff
Randal telling how his
cousin died!
ballips.aiff
Randal still talking about
the way his cousin died!
fukdup.wav
Jay makes some comment!

deal.wav
Dante ask Jay to stop
dealing!
destiny.aiff
Randal's the master of
his own destiny!
shape.wav
Rick Deris tells Dante
that he's out of shape!
bench.wav
Rick ask Dante how
much he can bench!


scumbag.wav
Rick and Heather to
Dante after he gets fine
for selling s mokes to a
4 year old!
beach.wav
Rick ask Heather where
she lives!
expand.wav
Dante ask Randal what
Kind of movie he just rent!
few_are.wav
Randal and Caitlin
talking about Dante!

penis.aiff
A coronor tells Dante
and Randal about her
weirdest case!
salsa.aiff
Randal playing with
Salsa!
chant.wav
Jay chanting!

senile.aiff
Jay talking about his
grandmother!
smoker.wav
Jay to Dante!

bobspeak.wav
Silent Bob give some
advices to Dante. His
first and only line!
closed.aiff
Randal saying the final
lines of the movie to
Dante!