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Coneheads
The Wedding Singer
High School High
Trapped in Paradise
North
City Slickers II : The Legend
of Curly's Gold
A League of Their Own
TV...
SNL
NewsRadio
The Critic
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Show
Funniest Jon Lovitz Pictures
Jon Lovitz Sounds
Singing : She likes me much better, she likes me much better. I'm
very happy for you (In Australian accent) Take your genetalia, right
back to Australia. - The Critic
Jon singing a very pornographic song about what he is going to do with his
"BLEEP" - Jon on Jay Leno
I'll meet you in half an hour under the Blue Whale. I'll wear a carnation
so you'll no which one is me! - The Critic
Hey, you know one itme I saw Dan Rather getting out of a cab and I ran over
to him and ... I kissed him on the lips - NewsRadio
I know what's def, what's wack... - High School High
Jon explaining why he is weird - NewsRadio
I wonder what she looks like naked...- The Critic
Hey, it's a lady! - SNL
No one here is crazy. What about that guy over there making out with
the lightswitch? Ok, he's crazy. - NewsRadio
I was just wondering when it was that you feel that this whole meeting here...IS
GOING TO BE OVER! - NewsRadio
I never said that I was the funniest man in show business. I hate being
misquoted. I said I was the funniest and handsomest comedian since
time began - The Emmy's
I dont know what's sadder? This continue rejection or the fact of actually
scoring with women this old. - SNL
Jay, I'm more than just a symbol. I'm a 151 foot woman with needs.
OOOOOOO, sweet liberty! - The Critic
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