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It's night.  The stars are shining.  We're in space.  Slowly, we zoom in
to a city in Tokyo, Japan passing a Gundam, Rubius's crystalship, a
U.F.O., and what looks part of Ultron's body.  Finally we stop with an
overhead view of a park where we see three Sailor Senshi fighting
against a Youma.  Upon closer inspection, the three Sailor Senshi are
Sailor Moon, Sailor Mars, and Sailor Mercury.  The Youma resembles a
mailman and is throwing razor-sharp envelopes and mail-bag bombs at the
Senshi.

Sailor Mars:  Found a weakness yet, Mercury?

Sailor Mercury:  I'm working on it Mars.  Just give me a few more
seconds!

Sailor Moon:  Aaaaahhhhhh!!!  (Ducks an envelope, slips, and falls on
her back.) Waaaahhhhh!!!!!!  I don't want to be a Sailor Senshi anymore!

Luna:  *sweatdrops*  Stand up Sailor Moon!

Sailor Mars:  Yeah!  Grow a backbone, Sailor Moon!

Youma:  MWHAHAHAHA!!!  You're no match against me, Moonbrat!  (Prepares
to finish Sailor Moon off.)

(Tuxedo Kamen theme entrance plays as a rose lands in the ground right
in front of the Youma.  Tuxedo Kamen appears standing on a tree branch.)

Tuxedo Kamen:  How dare you use the mail for evil?  The postal service
exists so that people may communicate better with each other over long
distances.  Sailor Moon, stand up and defend the postal service!
(Disappears.)

Sailor Moon:  (Hearts in her eyes.)  Tuxedo Kamen, don't go!

Sailor Mercury:  I've found a weakness!  Sailor Moon, hit its head!

Sailor Moon:  In the name of the Moon and diligent postal workers
everywhere, I won't stand for this!  MOON...TIARI...MAGIC!

(Normal colorful scene as the tiari flies off her head and strikes the
Youma who's frozen to the spot.)

Youma:  NO!  I've failed.........(Dissolves in dust.  A nearby mailman
gets up, looks a little confused, shrugs, and walks away.)

Sailor Senshi:  Yay!!!  We did it!

(Suddenly a car crashes into them running them over.  The car shifts
into reverse and runs them over and over and over again.  Diabolical
laughter is heard. Finally, the car stops.  A shadowy figure steps out
and, after making sure the Sailor Senshi are dead, reveals himself to be
Nephrite.

Nephrite:  (smirks)  Nothing beats the power of a Honda!

                                                End Commercial



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All characters of "Sailor Moon" belong to Naoko Takeuchi.
The commercial idea, however, belongs to Eric.
C&C can be sent at: ejk@mfx.net
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