COMMERCIAL BRAKE!!


Narrator: When Kyosuke moved to Tokyo, he was hopping to live life like 
any normal person. 

Cut scene to Kyosuke looking for his keys while standing in front of his 
door. 

Narrator: But what he never expected, was a an alien crashing near his 
house.

The scene changes and we see something shiny up in the sky. The object 
seems to be getting closer and closer at a very high speed. Much to the 
dismay of Kyosuke, who noticed that his house is standing in the way of 
the object's flight.

The UFO brutally lands on Kyosuke's back yard. 
Basically, it appears to be some sort of spherical capsule.
Kyosuke, carefully approaches the ship when it's "door" opens. A short 
man dressed in blue spandex and white body armor steps outside, looking 
rather confused. His black hair goes straight up, as if he got electrocuted.


                   The Anime Channel presents...

                       MY FAVORITE SAYAJIN.


Cut scene to Kyosuke's living room. Madoka Ayukawa is inside with Kyosuke 
while they talk and have a cup of coffee.

Madoka: Say, Kyosuke, your uncle Vejiita is kinda strange.

Kyosuke: (nervously) Yeah, well... that's because he's from abroad.

Madoka: (intrigued) Really? From where is he?

Kyosuke: Well... er... Alaska! 

Madoka: (actually buying it) Wow, I never though people from Alaska were 
so different. What's the deal with his hair though?

Kyosuke: (thinking in overdrive to come up with a good excuse) Well... 
uh... you see... he... er... he works in an electric company.

Madoka: Figures.

Narrator: Ever since prince Vejiita of the Sayajin race accidentally 
crashed on Earth and took the identity of Kyosuke's uncle from abroad, 
it's been a roller coaster of adventures and complications for both of 
them.

Cut scene to Kyosuke's living room. Vejiita is turning the place up side 
down, frenetically searching for something.

Vejiita: It's not here! It's not here!

Kyosuke: Uncle Vejiita, what's wrong?

Vejiita: Kyosuke, have you seen a little blue remote control?

Kyosuke: What? That thing on the kitchen table? Wasn't that a calculator? 
I lent it to Ayukawa, she needed one for her Calculus exam.

Vejiita's eyes become big, then his aura begins to flare.

Vejiita: You idiot!! That wasn't a calculator, that was my remote control!!!

Kyosuke: Okay, I'm sorry. But there's no big problem, Ayukawa said she'd 
bring it back after her exam. I mean... you can see the TV without it, 
right?

Vejiita: Not That kind of remote, you blockhead! That was the remote 
control to my spaceship!! If she presses the wrong button, it might go 
to where SHE is!! If everyone sees my ship, the feds are going to be up 
to our necks!!

Kyosuke: (concerned) What can we do, uncle Vejiita?

Narrator: See how Kyosuke and Vejiita get out of this mess today at seven, 
on the Anime channel.

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"Kimagure Orange Road" belong to their respective owners.
The commercial idea, however, is mine.
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