June 02-09 1999

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Last
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Last 2
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Reason To Hate (For This Week)

1 4 -- Champagne Morales Walang kwentang no talent na flat naman
pero kung manamit ay (never mind!) This
Antoinette Taus wannabe ay isang taong
may "showbiz in the eyes". Sorry, hanggang
pangarap ka na lang. Buti nga, OA mo! Sa

bagay, araw-araw ka namang OA! Congrats,
CHAMPAGNE! Ilabas ang Champagne!
(baduy no)
2 -- 13 RE-ENTRY
Anne Curtis
Anne, you dropped from the list ALREADY! Tigil-tigilan ang pag-ka OA lalo na noong
Campus Romance noong Monday. Anong
masasabi mo? "Ouchless!"
3 20 11 Paula Peralejo Isa pa tong bruhahang to... nalaglag na eh yan umakyat pa sa Top 10, este Top 3 pa
ha! She's here kasi sobrang galing niya umarte.. SOBRA!! Sobrang pata!
Happy ba, my dear friend inaki de jesus??
4 18 13 Chubi del Rosario Hay naku! Sayang ang talent dahil sa put*ng Anne Curtis na yan.. next Dino
Guevarra ka dahil nasasayang ang oras
at career dahil sa ka-partner na WALANG
KA-KWENTA KWENTA!
Ha-hahahahahahahaha!
5 7 7 Angelica Panganiban Yes! The OA princess herself (she's the only
OA girl to have eclipsed the OA factor of
the others, pero the OA queen remains to
be Champagne Morales) is going up, up and up! Feeling dalaga, eh mukha namang isdang
dalag na balyena! Dumbo pa nga eh!
6 -- -- NEW ENTRY
Camille Prats
Wow, bewsfrends! Hoy, dalawang feeling Antoinette o Kim, kahit medyo malandi yung
dalwa eh no match kayo dahil yang show
niyong pu*a eh pang puro p*tang katulad
niyo! Number one sa ratings, sus eh ABS
kayo siyempre mga publicity niyo ngeek! Pu*ang i** niyo!
7 11 14 NEW ENTRY
Baron Geisler,
John Lloyd Cruz
(New Entry as being not part of group entry, e.g. ABS CBN loveteam barkada)
Hindi na ang ABS loveteams ngayon, dahil si
Paula at Patrick may sariling spots. Kawawa naman sina Jodi, Desiree at Kaye, dahil pati
sila (may talent sila ng konti)..Etong mga
ito, eh, ngek! Baron --> no talent na isang
closet gay! John Lloyd -->bulboling may
eyebags palagi na sa interview laging
mi-ne-mention na mas may edge sila sa
TGIS loveteams dahil may best actor sila na
si Patrick, na isa pang bulbolin! Hel-LO?
Ikaw ba yung best actor? Sorry to the gals
pero no chemistry talaga eh. As for Puting
Itlog, este, Tabing-Ilog, eh simply put,
COPYCATS!
8 1 -- Audrey Vizcarra She may have fallen down pero she's
still ugly and a user (of fame, not
drugs.. hey, that's somethin!)
9 10 1 Ciara Sotto Naku! Wag nang pag-usapan pa!
10 5 4 Kim delos Santos Medyo nababawasan na ang pag-ka OA. Huwag lang magmumukhang p*ta ulit ha?
Medyo nag-tone down na ngayon eh. Yung
rival mo nga number 20 ngayon.
11 3 -- Vanessa del Bianco Hoy pu*a, sa kalye ka na lang mas maraming bulbolin doon na kukuha sa yo.
Ha-la, vacate!
12 13 -- Vanna Garcia Isang cheap, bad-breathed na p*ta na
probably wala pang (censored!!) Hoy,
tumingin ka muna sa salamin..
pangit-pangit mo, whore! Balyena!
13 16 -- JR Trinidad Magpapayat ka muna!! Taba!! Sobrang
yabang pa!! Sayang si Aiza sa 'yo!!
14 12 20 Jericho Rosales What's with the new 'do? Feeling sikat na OA.. yuck!
15 19 -- Aiza Marquez Sayang ka iha... pero you can still recover. Get rid of JR! Right, Aiza's dude?
16 8 6 Patrick Garcia Medyo nababawasan ang pag-ka OA ngayon
:) Pero LAOS ka na, whatever you do...
17 15 8 Best Frends No talent!! Ang subject natin, CELEBRITIES.
Sus, tanggalin na ang mga ire! (May fans
ba?)
18 -- 18 RE-ENTRY
Carlos Agassi
Cheap! No talent!! Feeling sikat!!
The OA king! YUCK of all YUCKS!
19 2 9 Star Circle 8 Ang subject natin, CELEBRITIES. Sus, tanggalin na ang mga ire! Ala Best Frends
pa!
20 -- --

NEW ENTRY
Antoinette Taus

Lately eh umo-OA na ire.. plus the fact na medyo nagiging SOBRANG natural ang acting
-- watch out kung paano nag-bi-bitaw ng salita, baka magaya ka kay rival Kim...

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MAY 27 to JUNE 2

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This
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Last
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Reason To Hate (For This Week)

1 12 -- Audrey Vizcarra Walang talent na hanggang ngayon, ever since, eh nakikiride sa popularity ni Dingdong (Dantes). Tried pa nga to away Antoinette DAW eh....Congrats, Audrey!!
2 9 -- Star Circle 8 Their faces are popping RIGHT NOW, but, wait for a few months.. I bet by July they're nobodies again...
3 -- -- HIGHEST ENTRY
Vanessa del Bianco
Over-acting untalented feeling sikat b**** (cannot be printed..who knows some 11 year old is reading this..)
She's over 20, I know, pero her irritating-ness is so
hard to ignore.
4 -- -- NEW ENTRY
Champagne Morales
This Antoinette Taus-wannabe (Jericho Rosales is the
Dingdong Dantes-wannabe) is sooo trying hard ! She
might even beat out Ciara for the "Hall Of Fame"
award! She's a terrible flirt, terribly flat who wears
clothes that are so hideous, almost as hideous as Kim's..
Speaking of Kim...
5 4 -- Kim delos Santos Kim delos Santos. Enough said.
6 10 -- G-mik Cast (Angelica Panganiban, Carlo Aquino, Mikka este
Miko Samson, Camille & John Prats, Stefano Mori)
Sigh. The mere sight of those trying hard 2 be cool "KIDS"...eeewww. John is not yet that yucky, but
he better watchout, or else hey may have a solo section
like our number 7, ...
7 7 -- Angelica Panganiban Don't rush things, Angelica. You're not a grown-up
yet.. don't brag about G-mik becoming number one..
sometime your 15 mins of fame will be up.. enjoy it for now.. dumb witch.
8 6 -- Patrick Garcia The ego-tripping guy is now on his way down. He's
no longer that famous a celeb, in fact, right now,
is he still a celeb? Of course he is. A has-been celeb. :p
Proof? The "golden boy" is now ONLY a part of
the (get this) ABS CBN LOVETEAM BARKADA
(say.. does that remind you of Viva Teen Barkada?)
and he's not even the leader (John Lloyd is.)
9 17 -- ABS Talents Slowly but surely ang takbo ng mga ito sa ating chart.
Anyway, with those stupid shows, you can hope na
you'll reach the top slot. (Exceptions are
Kristine Hermosa, Nikki Valdez... who else? Er..)
10 1 -- Ciara Sotto Hum, our number 1 fantastic gal has fallen nine notches.
She hasn't done anything irritating lately, but that's no
excuse. She still sucks.
11 14 -- ABS Loveteams (Kaye Abad-John Lloyd Cruz; Jodi Santamaria-Baron
Geisler, Desiree del Valle-Paolo Contis; Paula Peralejo-Patrick Garcia)
Kaye -- she is talented and pretty. Malas lang niya
ka loveteam niya si John Lloyd.
Desiree & Jodi - both are effective in comedy, malas
lang nila at nakabilang sila dito.
Paolo - the only talented one in the boys.
John Lloyd/Baron - Never Mind!
Another thing, no chemistry... they (ABS) just wanted
to compete with VTB.. (They're losing.)
12 20 -- Jericho Rosales The Dingdong Dantes wannabe still hasn't stopped.
The untalented guy has his ego bigger than the world..
Oh shut up! (Check out his partner, Antoinette Taus
wannabe Champagne Morales, #4)
13 -- -- NEW ENTRY
Vanna Garcia
I watched TGIS latest (May 22).. my god, who is this feeling ?!@#$?!! She's only 12 but... if she was older she'd be on top of this list.. honestly!! Is she Maui
Taylor's replacement? Maui's a whole lot better...
I waited talaga to know her name.. she SUCKS!
14 5 -- Dino Guevarra He's slowly drifting away from Kim (Kim-Dino fans
are worried since this event is happening when Viva
is pushing them to replace Toni-DD).. konti na lang,
Dino, at laglag ka na sa listahang ito! Get rid of Kim
NOW!
15 8 -- Best Frends They aren't annoying (well, that annoying) lately....
however, save for some, they still suck.
16 -- -- NEW ENTRY
JR Trinidad
Again from TGIS. Supposed to be Aiza Marquez' partner. This one is very, very, very irritating.. give him
a few weeks and maybe he'll get to reach #1.
17 16 -- Maui Taylor She's dropping from this list na bcause she isn't that
visible now.. frankly, she's talented. Sayang... as for
her replacement, Vanna Grace (#13) a big Y U C K!
18 13 -- Chubi del Rosario Lately they (Viva) seem to be preparing Chubi to be
the next DD or Dino.. Bad move. He looks like somebody who's a try hard, which is not since he has
the talent... as for his loveteam Anne Curtis, she's dropped from the list. Anne's reel-best friend though
debuted at number 19...
19 -- -- NEW ENTRY
Aiza Marquez
The talented girl is going downside with her (lately) image of being pa-sweet, or is that a gimmick for
your pilit loveteam with JR? Right Aiza's Dude?s
20 11 -- Paula Peralejo The Aya Medel-look alike is dropping from the list..
sorry, my dear friend Inaki de Jesus (hehehehe!)
Anyways, she'll still be here if done by popular request..
Hehehehehe...

MAY 19 to 26

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1) CIARA SOTTO
   TV: Di Ba't Ikaw?
    Movies: TGIS
    Why Hate Her: To tell you the truth, she's got no talent. Enough said.

2) MARVIN AGUSTIN
    TV: Esperanza, Sa Sandaling Kailangan Mo Ako
    Movies: Cheesy comedy flicks; Gimik
    Why Hate Him: Feeling cute at guwapo, but among today's actors, one of those gifted few with talent.      Just don't trade Jolina for Kristine Hermosa. Grr!

3)  JUDY ANN SANTOS
    TV: Esperanza, Mara Clara
    Movies: Drama flicks that go by irritating song titles ("Paano Ang Puso Ko", "Muling Ibalik Ang Tamis        Ng Pag-ibig", "I'm Sorry My Love") and others
    Why Hate Her: She's got acting talent. But, my god, recording?? She's got a multi-platinum album with
        those kind of songs! Geez! People, wake up!

4) KIM DELOS SANTOS
  
TV: TGIS, Text, Anna Karennina
    Movies: Honey, My Love, So Sweet, other stupid flicks
    Why Hate Her: First-off: She's stealing the scene from Antoinette Taus (another irritating but nevertheless
        more talented gal). BANLAG, DOUBLE-CHINED. Right? Right! Pano manamit? Bold Star! Bold Star!
        "Inyakeeeh?"

5) DINO GUEVARRA
  
TV: TGIS, Text
    Movies: Honey.., Rollerboys
    Why Hate Him: The way he smiles.... something about it.. Irritating to look at because of Kim delos Santos.
        With Kim away, he'll drop from this list.. In the mean time, he's here for good.

6) PATRICK GARCIA
  
TV: Wa-la na! (Gimik original member)
    Movies: A lot
    Why Hate Him: Ang yabang-yabang mo! Ulol! Yan tuloy wala ka na.. LAOS KA NA!

7) ANGELICA PANGANIBAN
   
TV: G-mik
    Movies: Puro Walang-Kwenta
    Why Hate Her: Feeling dalaga agad -- and as for their show, G-mik, watch na lang TGIS or Cartoon Network
        para mas enjoy. Try Batibot, it's a WHOLE lot better!

8) BEST FRENDS
   
TV: Best Frends
    Movie: Wala Pa at malamang Wala Na
    Why Hate Them: Star-Circle wannabes. Wala namang sisikat. Speaking of SC..

9) STAR CIRCLE 8, pati na batch 5-7
  
TV: Sinong sumikat? (Ang ibang walang kwenta inilagay sa #?$@! show na "Kaybol".. yuch!)
    Movie: Sinong sumikat?
    Why Hate Them: Sinong sumikat?

10) G-MIK CAST
   
TV: G-mik (cartoons na lang!)
    Movie: Soon -- G-Mik, The Movie (tignan natin kung kumita - a wakwenta)
    Why Hate Them: STEFANO. CARLO. MIKO. ANGELICA. CAMILLE. Ba, wa kwenta lahat! John Prats
        okey okay na.

11) PAULA PERALEJO
   
TV: Tabing Ilog (putik)
    Movie: Wa Kwenta
    Why Hate Her: Feeling sikat. Dala lang naman ni Patrick.. Bahong ngongo pa, mukha namang AYA MEDEL.

12) AUDREY VIZCARRA
  
TV: Cyberkada
    Movie: WALA DAPAT! OA! WA KWENTA! NO TALENT!
    Why Hate Her: Wag namang gamitin ang iba (paging Dingdong Dantes) para sumikat.. please lang.
        Humingi muna ng tulong sa therapist. Mag-ST na lang ala Kim delos Santos. Baka makatsamba.

13) ANNE CURTIS and CHUBI DEL ROSARIO
  
TV: TGIS, Anna Karenina (for Chubi), Text
    Movie: Honey My Love So Sweet
    Why Hate Them: Ineng, Utoy, huwag magmadaling sumikat. Magpatangkad muna Chubi. Anne, magdamit
        ng ayos. Baka maging TF star ka tulad ni Kim delos Santos.

14) ABS CBN LOVETEAMS
   
Composed of: Patrick Garcia & Paula Peralejo (solo sections above dahil sobra na ang OA nila); Desiree
        Del Valle & Paolo Contis; Kaye Abad & John Llyod Cruz; Jodi Stamaria and Baron Geisler
    TV: Tabing-Ilog
    Movie: catch them in a HONEY MY LOVE SO SWEET inspired movie.. I bet!
    Why Hate Them: Grr! Walang chemistry... puro arte! Pangtapat lang naman sa Dingdong-Antoinette; Kim-Dino;
        Sunshine-Polo; at Anne-Chubi ng kabila yan eh! Wekwekwek! Wakwenta!! (Save for Jodi who has some talent.
        A Sunshine in the making.. teka, do I smell copycats? Wekwekwek!) And their show, obviously not just
        inspired by Dawson's Creek, ORIGINAL COPY pa yata sila! Tabing Ilog... ABS-CBN LOVETEAMS ARE PURE
        COPYCATS

15) CRIS VILLONCO
   
TV: Campus Romance, Di Ba't Ikaw?
    Movie: Wala ngunit baka magkaroon
    Why Hate Her: Chantal Umali-look alike, sound-alike, no duda about it, another case of those people who
          just love being an ORIGINAL COPY. Sa tingin mo sisikat ka? Dream on, drea!

16) MAUI TAYLOR
   
TV: Anna Karenina
    Movie: First and last movie: Honey My Love So Sweet
    Why Hate Her: Pangit-pangit niya! Ilong pang paga!! Ngongong mabaho like Paula P! (pero mas extreme sa
        case ni Maui) I read in the Aiza site na next Kim daw ito! Malamang nga!

17) ABS-TALENTS
   
TV: Basurang shows, like KAYBOL, G-MIK, TABING-ILOG, CYBERKADA, PA-$@#$!
    Movie: Don't ask.
    Why Hate Them: Like Star Circle, SINONG SUMIKAT? Wa Kwenta! Lalo na yang si.... save for
        a few, (like Nikki Valdez or Kristine Hermosa) wala na... tapunan ng basura. HAHAHA!

18) DINGDONG DANTES
  
TV: TGIS, Text
    Movie: Honey My Love So Sweet
    Why Hate Him: What are looks if the brain is empty? Yabang pa. Pero if you were to ask me, mas walang
        kwenta pa rin si Kim delos Santos.

19) CARLOS AGASSI
  
TV: BASURANG ABS-CBN SHOWS
    Movie: BASURANG ABS-CBN MOVIES.
    Why Hate Him: Pa-Cool. BASURANG MALAKI ANG @$#$! (seen on a teen magazine.. snapped semi-nude)

20) ANGELIKA & JERICHO
   
TV: BASURANG ABSCBN SHOWS
    Movie: BASURANG ABSCBN MOVIES
    Why Hate Them: DI KA NA SISISKAT, ANGELIKA KAHIT MAG CHANNEL 7 Ka. JERICHO, WALA KANG
        TALENT. Dindong Dantes wannabe.

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