QUOTES

 

Memorable Quotes from

Die Hard: With a Vengeance (1995)

 

"Attention,! Attenton! Nils is dead! I repeat Nils is dead FUCKHEAD!"

 

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Simon: As I was going to St. Ives I met a man with seven wives. Each wife had seven sacks, each sack had seven cats, each cat had seven kits. Kits, cats, sacks, wives, how many were going to St. Ives?

 

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John McClane: Look I fail you cover my ass. You fail I cover your ass!

Zeus: And if we both fail?

John McClane: Then were both fucked!

 

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McClane: I'll tell you what your problem is, you don't like me because you're a racist!

Zeus: What?!

McClane: You're a racist! You don't like me because I'm white!

Zeus: I don't like you because you're going to get me *killed*!

 

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Zeus: Didn't I hear you say you didn't even like your brother?

Simon: There's a difference between not liking and not caring when some dumb Irish flatfoot throws him from a 30-story building.

 

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John McClane: Thanks a lot, Jesus.

Zeus: Why the hell do you keep calling me Jesus? Do I look Puerto Rican to you?

John McClane: That guy back there, he called you Jesus.

Zeus: No, he didn't, he said "Hey, Zeus." My name is Zeus.

John McClane: Zeus?

Zeus: Yeah, Zeus. You know, Mount Olympus, father of Apollo, don't fuck with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass, Zeus! You got a problem with that?

 

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Zeus: Ain't no riddle gonna solve this motherfucker?

Simon: No, no riddle, no fancy code, nothing.

 

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Zeus Carver: You famous in L.A. or something?

John McClane: Yeah, for about five minutes.

Zeus Carver: Don't tell me. Rodney King, right?

 

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[McClane hands Zeus a gun]

John McClane: You know how to fire one of these?

Zeus Carver: No.

John McClane: No?!

Zeus Carver: Hey, all brothers don't know how to use guns, you racist motherfucker.

 

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[McClane and Zeus are speeding through Central Park]

Zeus: Are you aiming for these people?

McClane: No. [Pauses] Well, maybe that mime.

 

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FBI agent: Have you been followed at all during the last few days? Any suspicious phone calls? Any kind of surveillance at all? Anything?

John McClane: Well, now that you mention it, I have, sort of, been feeling this burning sensation between my toes.

 

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Simon Peter Gruber: You just interfered with a very well laid plan.

Zeus: Well, you can stick that well laid plan in your well laid ass.

 

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[McClane and Zeus are speeding through Central Park]

John McClane: Relax, I know what I'm doing.

Zeus: Not even God knows what you're doing, McClane.

 

 

 

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