2001:
A Space Odyssey 2001-chess.wav
(20 KB) HAL: Would you like to play a game of chess?
2001-error.wav
(8 KB) HAL: Human error.
2001-human.wav
(61 KB) HAL: It can only be attributable to human error.
2001-message.wav
(20 KB) HAL: There is a message for you.
2001-mind.wav
(42 KB) HAL: My mind is going. I can feel it.
2001-moment.wav
(78 KB) HAL: Good evening Dave. Everything's running smoothly,
and you? Just a moment, just a moment.
2001-sorry.wav
(42 KB) HAL: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
2001-what.wav
(15 KB) HAL: Just what do you think you're doing Dave?
Ace
Ventura: Pet Detective aceventura-alrighty.wav
(41 KB) ACE: Allllrighty then!
aceventura-cry.wav
(15 KB) ACE: Well why don't you cry about it?
aceventura-love.wav
(40 KB) MELISSA: You really love animals, don't you?
ACE: If it gets cold enough.
aceventura-takecare.wav
(27 KB) ACE: Take care now, bye bye then.
Airplane! airplane-amphet.wav
(28 KB) MCCROSKEY: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.
airplane-drinking.wav
(13 KB) MCCROSKEY: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
airplane-men.wav
(13 KB) BOY: Cream?
GIRL: No thank you. I take it black, like my men.
airplane-naked.wav
(77 KB) CPT OVEUR: You ever been in a cockpit before?
BOY: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
CPT OVEUR: You ever seen a grown man naked?
Animal
House animalhouse-bar.wav
(49 KB) BLUTO: They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!
animalhouse-germans.wav
(386 KB) BLUTO: What? Over? Did you say over? Nothing
is over until we decide it is. Was it over when the Germans bombed
Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
OTTER: Germans?
BOON: Forget it, he's rolling.
BLUTO: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the going gets
tough... the tough get going! Whose with me? Let's go, come
on. AHHHHH!
animalhouse-out.wav
(63 KB) DEAN WORMER: Out with it.
FLOUNDER: BBBLLLUEAAAAA! (Splash)
animalhouse-toga.wav
(124 KB) OTTER: You guys up for a toga party?
BLUTO: Toga! Toga!
OTTER: I think they like the idea Hoove.
animalhouse-trial.wav
(443 KB) BLUTO: (Coughing) Blowjob!
EVERYONE: (Coughing) Blowjob!
HOOVER: I don't think it's fair.
DEAN WORMER: I'll tell you what's fair and what's not.
BLUTO: (Coughing) Eat me!
EVERYONE: (Coughing) Eat me!
HOOVER: Would you tell those assholes to shut up.
BOON: Hey, shut up you assholes!
Army
of Darkness Army-bonehead.wav
(79 KB) ASH: Buckle up bonehead, 'cause you're going for a ride.
Army-boomstick1.wav
(323 KB) ASH: See this? This is my BOOMSTICK! It's a 12 gauge,
double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can
find this in your sporting goods department. That's right this sweet
baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about 109.95.
It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's
right, shop smart, shop S-Mart. You got that!?
Army-braggart.wav
(193 KB) ARTHUR: Are all men from the future loud mouth braggarts?
ASH: Nope. Just me baby, just me.
Army-fancypants.wav
(58 KB) ASH: Well hello Mr. Fancypants.
Army-groovy.wav
(15 KB) ASH: Groovy.
Army-gun.wav
(45 KB) ASH: Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.
Army-housewares.wav
(98 KB) ASH: Name's Ash, housewares.
Army-hurt.wav
(62 KB) ASH: Ooo, that's gotta hurt!
Army-jack.wav
(145 KB) ASH: I got news for you pal. You ain't leading but two
things right now, Jack and shit. And Jack left town.
Army-king.wav
(28 KB) ASH: Hail to the king baby.
Army-kiss.wav
(114 KB) ASH: First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me. Blow.
Army-klatu.wav
(110 KB) ASH: Klatu, Verata, N(cough)
Army-london.wav
(273 KB) ASH: London Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down.
TINY ASH'S: My fair lady, ha!
Army-next.wav
(172 KB) ASH: Alright...who wants some...who's next?
Army-papa.wav
(25 KB) ASH: Come to papa.
Army-pillow.wav
(51 KB) ASH: Well that's just what we call pillow talk, baby.
Army-screwheads.wav
(49 KB) ASH: Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up.
Army-shebitch.wav
(43 KB) ASH: Yo, she-bitch. Let's go.
Army-soul.wav
(74 KB) DEADITE: I'll swallow your soul!
ASH: Come get some.
Army-sugar.wav
(32 KB) ASH: Gimme some sugar baby.
Army-ugly.wav
(64 KB) SHIELA: You found me beautiful once.
ASH: Honey, you got real ugly.
Austin
Powers: International Man of Mystery austin-behave.wav
(160 KB) AUSTIN: Oh behave. Yeah baby, yeeahh!
austin-bone.wav
(60 KB) DR. EVIL: Throw me a frickin' bone here.
austin-caliber.wav
(432 KB) DR. EVIL: I like to see girls of that, caliber. By caliber
of course I mean both the size of their gun barrels and the high quality
of their characters. Two meanings...caliber...it's a homonym.
austin-carnies.wav
(394 KB) AUSTIN: Only two things scare me, and one is nuclear war.
BASIL: What's the other?
AUSTIN: Excuse me.
BASIL: What's the other thing that scares you?
AUSTIN: Carnies.
BASIL: What?
AUSTIN: Circus folk, nomads you know. Smell like cabbage,
small hands.
austin-changed.wav
(308 KB) AUSTIN: No doubt love. But as long as people are still
having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners without protection,
while at the same time experimenting with mind expanding drugs in a consequence
free environment I'll be sound as a pound.
austin-childhood.wav
(340 KB) DR. EVIL: My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon,
luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I
was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds.
Pretty standard.
austin-father.wav
(394 KB) DR. EVIL: My father would womanize, he would drink. He
would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark.
Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general
malaize that only the genuis possess and the insane lament.
austin-kill.wav
(190 KB) DR. EVIL: Actually the boy is quite astute. I really am
trying to kill him, but so far unsuccessfully. He's quite wily like
his old man.
austin-luckycharms.wav
(340 KB) O'BRIEN: They're always after me lucky charms (Laughter from
others). What? Why does everyone always laugh when I say that?
(Laughter) They are after me lucky charms.
austin-man.wav
(64 KB) AUSTIN: That's not your mother, it's a man baby!
austin-middlename.wav
(289 KB) CLERK: Danger Powers personal effects.
AUSTIN: Actually my name is Austin Powers.
CLERK: It says here name Danger Powers.
AUSTIN: No, no, no, no, no. Danger's my middle name.
austin-myself.wav
(117 KB) AUSTIN: Allow myself to introduce...myself.
austin-nutshell.wav
(273 KB) AUSTIN: No, this is me in a nutshell: 'Help! I'm in a nutshell!
How did I get into this nutshell? Look at the size of this bloody
great big nutshell. What sort of a shell has a nut like this?
This is crazy.
austin-outloud.wav
(456 KB) AUSTIN: My god Vanessa's got a fabulous body. I bet she
shag's like a minx. How do I tell them that because of the freezing
process I have no inner monologue. I hope I didn't say that out loud
just now (Laughs).
austin-parents.wav
(286 KB) DR. EVIL: My father was a relentlessly self-improving belingerie
owner from Belgium, with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery.
My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
austin-psycho.wav
(53 KB) SCOTT: Get away from me you lazy-eyed psycho!
austin-rotten.wav
(60 KB) AUSTIN: Only sailors use condoms baby.
VANESSA: Not in the 90's Austin!
AUSTIN: Well they should those filthy beggars, they go from port
to port.
austin-scrotum.wav
(141 KB) DR. EVIL: There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum.
It's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
austin-volume.wav
(95 KB) AUSTIN: Yes, I'm having difficulty controlling THE VOLUME OF
MY VOICE!
Back
to the Future backfuture-88mph.wav
(51 KB) DOC: When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, we're gonna see some
serious shit.
backfuture-butthead.wav
(16 KB) BIFF: What are you lookin' at, butthead?
backfuture-roads.wav
(45 KB) DOC: Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.
backfuture-tree.wav
(37 KB) BIFF: So why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.
Blazing
Saddles blazing-excuseme.wav
(44 KB) BART: Excuse me while I whip this out (People scream).
blazing-tongue.wav
(19 KB) TAGGART: You use your tongue prettier than a 20 dollar whore.
blazing-women.wav
(95 KB) JIM: Hey boys, look what I got here.
BART: Hey where are the white women at?
Blues
Brothers bluesbros-106.wav
(115 KB) ELWOOD: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas,
half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
JAKE: Hit it.
bluesbros-god.wav
(34 KB) ELWOOD: We're on a mission from God.
bluesbros-nazis.wav
(50 KB) ELWOOD: Illinois Nazis.
JAKE: I hate Illinois Nazis.
bluesbros-women.wav
(71 KB) JAKE: How much for the little girl? The women, how much
for the women?
MAN: What?
JAKE: Your women, I want buy your women, your little girl. Your
daughters. Sell them to me, sell me your children.
Buckaroo
Banzai buckaroo-mean.wav
(279 KB) BUCKAROO: Don't be mean, we don't have to be mean. 'Cause,
remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
buckaroo-monkeyboy.wav
(44 KB) DR. LIZARDO: Laugh while you can, monkeyboy.
Caddyshack caddy-cannon.wav
(23 KB) CARL: Cannonball, cannonball coming.
caddy-varmint.wav
(20 KB) CARL: I smell varmint puntang.
CLERKS Clue clue-bullets.wav
(278 KB) WADSWORTH: The game's up Scarlet, there are no more bullets left
in that gun.
MISS SCARLET: Oh come on, you don't think I'm going to fall for
that old trick.
WADSWORTH: It's not a trick. There was one shot at Mr.
Body in the study, two for the chandelier, two at the lounge door,
and one for the singing telegram.
MISS SCARLET: That's not six.
WADSWORTH: One plus two plus two plus one.
MISS SCARLET: Uh uh, there was only one shot that got the chandelier.
That's one plus two plus one plus one.
WADSWORTH: Even if you were right that would be one plus one
plus two plus one, not one plus two plus one plus one.
MISS SCARLET: Okay fine, one plus two plus one-SHUTUP!
clue-butle.wav
(125 KB) COL. MUSTARD: Is this place for you?
WADSWORTH: Oh indeed no sir, I'm merely a humble butler.
COL. MUSTARD: And what exactly do you do?
WADSWORTH: I buttle sir.
COL. MUSTARD: Which means what?
WADSWORTH: The butler is head of the kitchen and dining room.
I keep everything tidy. That's all.
clue-expose.wav
(86 KB) MR. GREEN: So it was you. I was going to expose you.
WADSWORTH: I know, so I choose to expose myself.
COL. MUSTARD: Please, there are ladies present.
clue-man.wav
(72 KB) WADSWORTH: Like the mounties, we always get our man.
MR. GREEN: Mrs. Peacock was a man? (Slap, Slap)
clue-monkeybrains.wav
(95 KB) WADSWORTH: And monkeys brains, although popular in Cantonese
cuisine are not often to be found in Washington D.C.
MR. GREEN: Is that what we ate? (Gagging sound)
clue-public.wav
(66 KB) MRS. WHITE: He had threatened to kill me in public.
MISS SCARLET: Why would he want to kill you in public?
WADSWORTH: I think she meant he threatened in public to kill
her.
MISS SCARLET: Oh.
clue-screaming.wav
(116 KB) PROF. PLUM: Maybe he was poisoned!
MRS. PEACOCK: AAHHHHHHH!
MR. GREEN: (While she's screaming) Sit down, sit down Mrs...
(SLAP) I had to stop her from screaming.
Die
Hard diehard-coast.wav
(35 KB) MCCLANE: Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few
laughs.
diehard-pizza.wav
(79 KB) OPERATOR: Attention, whoever you are, this channel is reserved
for emergency calls only.
MCCLANE: No fuckin' shit lady, do I sound like I'm orderin' a
pizza?!
diehard-welcome.wav
(18 KB) MCCLANE: Welcome to the party, pal.
diehard-yippie.wav
(18 KB) MCCLANE: Yippie cai ay, motherfucker.
Dirty
Harry dirtyharry-limitations.wav
(27 KB) HARRY: A man's got to know his limitations.
dirtyharry-lucky.wav
(118 KB) HARRY: Being this is a 44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in
the world and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself
one question. Do I feel lucky?
dirtyharry-punk.wav
(445 KB) HARRY: I know what you're thinking punk. You're thinking
did he fire six shots or only five. And to tell you the truth I forgot
myself in all this excitement. But being this is a 44 Magnum, the
most powerful handgun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you've
got to ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky? Well do you,
punk?
BAD GUY: Hahahaha! (Gunshot, and a splash)
dirtyharry-s&w.wav
(140 KB) HARRY: Well, we're not just gonna let you walk out of here.
BAD GUY: Who's we sucka?
HARRY: Smith, and Wesson, and me.
Dragnet dragnet-dog.wav
(41 KB) FRIDAY: You weren't even born with the sense God gave the common
dog.
dragnet-friday.wav
(15 KB) STREEBECK: Thank god it's Friday!
dragnet-surfsup.wav
(37 KB) FRIDAY: Surf's up beach boy, but not for you. You'll be
hanging ten downtown.
Fast
Times at Ridgemont High fasttimes-hallucinating.wav
(34 KB) MR. HAND: Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell
do you think you're doing?
fasttimes-know.wav
(19 KB) SPICOLI: I know that dude.
fasttimes-dick.wav
(10 KB) SPICOLI: You dick!
fasttimes-dope.wav
(17 KB) MR. HAND: What are you people, on dope?
Ferris
Bueller's Day Off ferrisbueller-buster.wav
(42 KB) CAMERON: (Imitating Mr. Peterson) You just mind your P's and
Q's buster, and remember who you're talking to.
ferrisbueller-egypt.wav
(227 KB) CAMERON: When Cameron was in Egypt's land, let my Cameron go.
ferrisbueller-home.wav
(54 KB) FERRIS: You're still here? It's over, go home.
ferrisbueller-life.wav
(123 KB) FERRIS: Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look
around once in a while, you could miss it.
ferrisbueller-pardon.wav
(28 KB) CAMERON: (Imitating Mr. Peterson) Pardon my French, but you're
an asshole!
ferrisbueller-policies.wav
(79 KB) MR. ROONEY: Tell you what dipshit, you don't like my policies
you can just come on down here and smooch my big old white butt.
ferrisbueller-sir.wav
(18 KB) CAMERON: (Imitating Mr. Peterson) Call me sir, God damn
it!
ferrisbueller-thumb.wav
(18 KB) JEANIE: Why don't you put your thumb up your butt?
Friday friday-knockedout.wav
(22 KB) SMOKEY: You got knocked the fuck out, man!
friday-knowthis.wav
(52 KB) SMOKEY: I was bullshitin'! And you know this, man.
friday-rotation.wav
(134 KB) SMOKEY: You fuckin' up the rotation. Puff, puff, give.
Puff, puff, give. You fuckin' up the rotation. You could get
killed with somebody else. That's some serious shit. You lucky
you my boy.
friday-tweed.wav
(103 KB) MR. JONES: I bet you all drinkin' that wine to weren't you, and
smokin' them tweed's and everything. Wearin' those clothes all half
off your ass. What the hell's goin' on today?
CRAIG: Weed...
MR. JONES: Awwww (Slam).
Full
Metal Jacket fullmetal-balls.wav
(116 KB) HARTMAN: I'm gonna rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate
the rest of the world!
fullmetal-climb.wav
(99 KB) HARTMAN: You climb obstacles like old people fuck. You
know that Private Pyles?
fullmetal-cowboy.wav
(455 KB) HARTMAN: How tall are you Private?
COWBOY: Sir, five foot nine sir!
HARTMAN: Five foot nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that
high. You tryin' to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh?
COWBOY: Sir, no sir!
HARTMAN: Bullshit! It looks to me like the best part of
you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and wound up as a brown stain
on the mattress! I think you been cheated! Where in the hell
are you from anyway Private?
COWBOY: Sir, Texas, sir!
HARTMAN: Holy dog shit! Texas, only steers and queers come
from Texas, Private Cowboy! And you don't much look like a steer
to me so that kind of narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
COWBOY: Sir, no sir!
HARTMAN: Are you a peter puffer?
COWBOY: Sir, no sir!
HARTMAN: I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person
in the ass, and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him reach
around. I'll be watching you.
fullmetal-hardon.wav
(86 KB) HARMAN: God, has a hard on for Marines because we kill everything
we see.
fullmetal-malfunction.wav
(39 KB) HARTMAN: What is your major malfunction numb nuts?!
fullmetal-rifle.wav
(116 KB) HARTMAN: This is my rifle, this is my gun.
ALL: This is for fighting, this is for fun.
HARTMAN: This is my rifle, this is my gun.
ALL: This is for fighting, this is for fun.
fullmetal-sister.wav
(38 KB) HARTMAN: Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house
and fuck my sister.
fullmetal-who.wav
(91 KB) HARTMAN: Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little,
communist shit, twinkle toes, cocksucker down here that just signed his
own death warrant?
Happy
Gilmore gilmore-bleeps.wav
(108 KB) HAPPY: (Bleep, bleep, bleep) me in the (bleep) ass (bleep) you,
you (bleep) stupid cunt (bleep, bleep) monkey (bleep) lickin' (bleep, bleep,
bleep) that!
gilmore-bottle.wav
(308 KB) HAPPY: Let's do it then (shattering glass).
SHOOTER: I meant on the golf course.
VIRGINIA: Hey, hey what is going on here?
HAPPY: I was just, uh, looking for the other half of this
bottle. And ah, oh there's some of it right..., there's, there's
some right there too.
VIRGINA: Why don't you just put it down?
HAPPY: Yeah, I know.
gilmore-bulldance.wav
(94 KB) POTTER: Doin' the bull dance, feelin' the flow. Workin'
it, workin' it.
gilmore-dipshit.wav
(38 KB) HAPPY: Where were you on that one dipshit?
gilmore-eat.wav
(93 KB) SHOOTER: You're in big trouble though pal. I eat pieces
of shit like you for breakfast.
HAPPY: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
SHOOTER: NO!
gilmore-girlfriend1.wav
(123 KB) GRANDMA: You tell me, how's that nice girlfriend of yours?
HAPPY: Oh she got hit by a car, she's dead.
gilmore-girlfriend2.wav
(89 KB) HAPPY: Hey my girlfriends dead you know. She fell off a
cliff and died on impact.
gilmore-hand.wav
(98 KB) CHUBBS: Hell no. Damn alligator bit my hand off.
HAPPY: Oh my god!
CHUBBS: Yeah.
gilmore-home.wav
(246 KB) HAPPY: Son of a bitch, ball. Why didn't you just go home?
That's your home. Are you too good for your home? Answer me!
Suck my white ass ball!
gilmore-hurt.wav
(64 KB) HAPPY: Oh God that hurt a little, but I'm alright.
gilmore-old.wav
(174 KB) HAPPY: But she's an old lady. I mean look at her, she's
old. You can't just take her stuff, she's too old!
gilmore-puck.wav
(119 KB) HAPPY: That's my puck baby, don't you ever touch my puck! (SLAM)
gilmore-rhyme.wav
(287 KB) SHOOTER: You stay out of my way, you'll pay. Listen to
what I say.
HAPPY: How about I go eat some hay? I can make things out
of clay, and lay by the bay. I just may. What do you say?
gilmore-sleep.wav
(202 KB) GRANDMA: Sir, could I trouble you for a glass of warm milk?
It helps put me to sleep.
ORDERLY: You could trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell
up.
gilmore-sleep2.wav
(35 KB) ORDERLY: Now you will go to sleep, or I will put you to sleep.
gilmore-stab.wav
(108 KB) HAPPY: Hey, I got a hockey record. I took my skate off
and tried to stab someone. I'm the only guy that ever did that.
gilmore-whacker.wav
(151 KB) HAPPY: Step right up folks. See if you can outdrive the
amazing golf...ball, uh, whacker guy.
The
Godfather godfather-brother.wav
(141 KB) MICHAEL CORLEONE: Fredo, you're my older brother and I love you.
But don't ever take sides with anyone against the family again. Ever.
godfather-fishes.wav
(76 KB) GOON #1: What the hell is this?
GOON #2: It's a Sicilian message. It means Lou Cabrasi
sleeps with the fishes.
godfather-offer.wav
(25 KB) GODFATHER: I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.
The
Good, The Bad, The Ugly goodbadugly-dig.wav
(116 KB) BLONDIE: You see in this world there's two kinds of people, my
friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.
goodbadugly-ingratitude.wav
(105 KB) BLONDIE: Such ingratitude after all the times I've saved your
life.
goodbadugly-shoot.wav
(25 KB) TUCO: When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk.
Groundhog
Day groundhog-doozy.wav
(32 KB) NED: Watch out for that first step, it's a doozy.
groundhog-morons.wav
(19 KB) PHIL: Morons, your bus is leaving.
groundhog-rules.wav
(35 KB) PHIL: I'm not gonna to live by their rules anymore.
groundhog-tomorrow.wav
(32 KB) PHIL: Well what if there is no tomorrow, there wasn't one today.
The
Highlander highlander-onlyone.wav
(47 KB) MCCLOUD: There can be only one.
Jaws jaws-boat.wav
(14 KB) BRODY: You're gonna need a bigger boat.
Liar,
Liar liar-stank.wav
(135 KB) FLETCHER:Where would Tina Turner be right now if she'd rolled over
and said "Hit me again Ike. And put some stank on it!"
The
Long Kiss Goodnight longkiss-assume.wav
(159 KB) MITCH: See you're assuming I won't shoot your sorry ass.
And everyone knows when you make an assumption you make an ass out of you,
and umption.
longkiss-mormon.wav
(92 KB) MITCH: Yes, I'm a mormon. That's why I just smoked a pack
of Newports and drank 3 vodka tonics.
longkiss-muffins.wav
(47 KB) MITCH: Oh phoey, I burned the darn muffins.
longkiss-stupid.wav
(76 KB) SAMANTHA (CHARLY): Were you always this stupid, or did you take
lessons?
MITCH: I took lessons!
MALLRATS Men
at Work menatwork-whiteboy.wav
(67 KB) LOUIS: Awww, lookie here. Looks like somebody threw away
a perfectly good whiteboy.
The
Princess Bride pbride-blunder.wav
(250 KB) VIZZINI: Haha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the
classic blunders. The most famous never get involoved in a land war
in Asia. Only slightly less well known is never go in against a Sicilian
when death is on the line! Hahahahahahahahaha! (Thump).
pbride-inconcivable.wav
(17 KB) VIZZINI: Inconceivable!
pbride-inigo.wav
(49 KB) INIGO: My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father.
Prepare to die.
pbride-thatword.wav
(181 KB) VIZZINI: He didn't fall? Inconceivable!
INIGO: You keep using that word. I do not think it means
what you think it means.
pbride-think.wav
(23 KB) VIZZINI: You'd like to think that wouldn't you?!
PCU PCU-advice.wav
(140 KB) DROZ: Want some advice?
TOM: Yeah..
DROZ: Well here's all you need to know. Classes, nothing
before 11. Beer, it's your best friend, you drink alot of it.
Women, you're a freshmen so it's pretty much out of the question.
Will you have a car?
TOM: Uh, no.
DROZ: Someone on your hall will. Find them and make friends
with them on the first day.
PCU-pins.wav
(86 KB) PIGMAN: Ahhhhhh! Pins and needles! Oh, pins and needles,
pins and needles.
PCU-times.wav
(72 KB) DROZ: Times have changed in the past 30 years To-mas. We
no longer swill sherry and screw goats for fun anymore.
Peewee's
Big Adventure peewee-matress.wav
(60 KB) MICKEY: You know those little do not remove under the penalty
of law labels they put on matresses?
PEEWEE: Yeah.
MICKEY: Well I cut one of them off.
peewee-paging.wav
(47 KB) PEEWEE (AS THE HOTEL CLERK): Paging Mr. Herman. Mr. Herman,
you have a telephone call at the front desk.
peewee-rebel.wav
(48 KB) PEEWEE: You don't want to get mixed up with a guy like me.
I'm a loner Dottie. A rebel.
peewee-texas.wav
(52 KB) PEEWEE: The stars at night, are big and bright!
CROWD: (Clap, clap, clap, clap) Deep in the heart of Texas!
Pulp
Fiction pulp-askin.wav
(36 KB) JULES: I don't remember askin' you a god damn thing!
pulp-ezekiel.wav
(549 KB) JULES: Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is
beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish, and the tyranny of
evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepards
the weak through the valley of darkness. For he is truly his brothers
keeper and the finder of lost children. But I shall strike down upon
thee with great vengance, and furious anger, those who would attempt to
poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know, my name is the
Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
pulp-robbery.wav
(144 KB) YOLANDA: I love you pumpkin.
RINGO: I love you honey bunny. Everybody be cool, this
is a robbery!
YOLANDA: Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every
motherfucking last one of you.
The
Shining shining-bash.wav
(90 KB) JACK: I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm just gonna bash your
brains in. I'm gonna bash 'em right the fuck in.
shining-johnny.wav
(27 KB) JACK: Heeeree's Johnny!
Spaceballs spaceballs-chicken.wav
(38 KB) DARK HELMET: What's the matter Colonel Sanders? Chicken?
spaceballs-dumb.wav
(81 KB) DARK HELMET: So you see Lone Star, evil will always triumph,
because good is dumb.
spaceballs-found.wav
(79 KB) DARK HELMET: Found anything yet?
TROOPER: We ain't found shit.
spaceballs-ludicrous.wav
(178 KB) COL. SANDERS: Prepare ship for lightspeed.
DARK HELMET: No, no, no, lightspeed is too slow.
COL. SANDERS: Light speed too slow?
DARK HELMET: Yes. We're gonna have to go right to, Ludicrous
speed.
(gasps)
COL. SANDERS: Ludicrous speed? Sir we've never gone that
fast before. I don't know if the ship can take it.
DARK HELMET: What's the matter Colonel Sanders? Chicken?
spaceballs-shwartz.wav
(60 KB) DARK HELMET: You have the ring. And I see your Swartz is as big
as mine.
Star
Wars Trilogy starwars-failed.wav
(61 KB) DARTH VADER: You've failed me for the last time.
starwars-force.wav
(19 KB) DARTH VADER: The force is strong with this one.
starwars-laugh.wav
(127 KB) CHEWBACCA: (Laughing)
HAN: Laugh it up fuzzball.
starwars-master.wav
(41 KB) DARTH VADER: Now I am the master.
starwars-master2.wav
(512 KB) DARTH VADER: I've been waiting for you Obi-Wan. We meet
again at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you
I was but the learner. Now I am the master.
starwars-power.wav
(81 KB) DARTH VADER: If you only knew the power of the darkside.
starwars-R2D2.wav
(10 KB) R2D2: (Beeping)
starwars-trynot.wav
(82 KB) YODA: No, try not. Do, or do not. There is no try.
starwars-useforce.wav
(33 KB) OBI-WAN: Use the force, Luke.
starwars-weak.wav
(28 KB) DARTH VADER: Your powers are weak, old man.
starwars-wookie.wav
(12 KB) CHEWBACCA: (Making Wookie noises)
Stripes stripes-fact.wav
(18 KB) WINGER: That's the fact, jack.
The
Terminator 1&2 terminator-baby.wav
(27 KB) TERMINATOR: Hasta la vista, baby.
terminator-back.wav
(30 KB) TERMINATOR: Stay here. I'll be back.
terminator-back2.wav
(11 KB) TERMINATOR: I'll be back.
terminator-bones.wav
(11 KB) DOCTOR: You broke my arm!
SARAH CONNER: There's 215 bones in the human body. That's
one.
terminator-chillout.wav
(38 KB) TERMINATOR: Chill out. Dickwad.
terminator-live.wav
(19 KB) TERMINATOR: He'll live.
terminator-please.wav
(192 KB) TERMINATOR: I need you clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.
BIKERS: (Lauging)
BIKER: You forgot to say please.
terminator-swear.wav
(30 KB) TERMINATOR: I swear I will not kill anyone.
Throw
Momma From the Train throwmom-clumsy.wav
(26 KB) MOMMA: You clumsy poop! What'd you do that for?
throwmom-friend.wav
(67 KB) LARRY: I'm Owen's friend.
MOMMA: Owen doesn't have a friend!
LARRY: That's because he's shy.
MOMMA: No he's not, he's fat and he's stupid.
throwmom-who.wav
(15 KB) MOMMA: Who the hell are you?
Tombstone tombstone-bearit.wav
(67 KB) DOC HOLIDAY: You know Ed, if I thought you weren't my friend
anymore, I just don't think I could bear it.
tombstone-forgot.wav
(82 KB) DOC HOLIDAY: I'm sorry, I forgot you were there. You may
go now.
tombstone-friends.wav
(22 KB) DOC HOLIDAY: Does this mean we're not friends anymore?
tombstone-hell.wav
(182 KB) WYATT EARP: You tell 'em I'm coming, and hell's coming with me
you hear! Hell's coming with me!
tombstone-huckleberry.wav
(14 KB) DOC HOLIDAY: I'm your huckleberry.
tombstone-thunder.wav
(36 KB) WYATT EARP: You called down the thunder, well now you've got
it.
tombstone-twoguns.wav
(47 KB) DOC HOLIDAY: I've got two guns, one for each of you.
Unforgiven unforgiven-killed.wav
(77 KB) UNFORGIVEN: Any man don't want to get killed, better clear on
out the back.
The
Usual Suspects usualsuspects-believe.wav
(136 KB) VERBAL: Keaton always said "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid
of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me
is Kaiser Soze.
usualsuspects-soze.wav
(26 KB) KUJAN: Who's Kaiser Soze?
usualsuspects-trick.wav
(130 KB) VERBAL: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was concincing
the world he didn't exist.
National
Lampoons Vacation's vacation-eggnog.wav
(101 KB) CLARK: Can I refill you eggnog for you? Get you something
to ead? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for
dead?
EDDIE: No, I'm doin' just fine Clark. Just glad to be here.
Wayne's
World waynesworld.wav
(10 KB) WAYNE: Are you mental?
waynesworld-babe.wav
(9 KB) GARTH: She's a babe.
waynesworld-goodluck.wav
(17 KB) GARTH: Goodluck my friend.
waynesworld-right.wav
(22 KB) WAYNE: Schyeah! Right!
waynesworld-schwing.wav
(9 KB) WAYNE AND GARTH: Schwing!
Young
Frankenstein youngfrank-alive.wav
(84 KB) DR. FRANKENSTEIN: It's aliiiiiive!
youngfrank-goodnight.wav
(37 KB) FRAU BLUECHER: Goodnight, Herr Doctor.
DR. FRANKENSTEIN: Goodnight, Frau Bluecher (horses make noises)
Young
Guns youngguns.wav
(47 KB) BILLY THE KID: Yoohoo! I'll make you famous.
