Charles Bronson Homepage / Audio Clips

On this page you'll find some short audio clips taken from a variety of Bronson's most famous to less known movies. To keep the download time low they're all between 2 and 35 seconds long and all are in REAL AUDIO format. I tried to find some funny quotes as well as the regular tough guy kind of quotes. One is even in German, taken from several scenes in "The Dirty Dozen". Even though I'm German, I couldn't figure out all he said. I'll try to update this section as I have the time to go through his movies and record some more quotes. As I have got about 70 of Bronson's 93 movies on video it will certainly take some time until I will have had a look at all of them. So please be pacient and sooner or later you'll find some cool quotes here!

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Pat and Mike (1952) No. 1: "Ah, there seems to be quite a lot of dough, you know money around that says you can make it, you know win it." (5,8 sec.)

Pat and Mike (1952) No. 2: "It makes us sick that the win you can't be sure, the loose that's insurance." 4,3 sec.)

Pat and Mike (1952) No. 3: "Excuse me for not finishing my milk, only thing is it gives me the gas" (4,6 sec.)

Showdown at Boothill (1958): "You just go for your gun! That's a chance you wouldn'd get with a hangman" (5,1 sec.)

Never so Few (1959) No. 1: "Don't call me ... As a matter of fact, sergeant rich boy, you just keep your mouth shut!" (5,5 sec.)

Never so Few (1959) No. 2: "I didn't volunteer to take a lot of puke from this sergeant rich boy here just because I'm an avahoe. And I'll tell you something else, I didn't volunteer to take orders from that ... that you sent to give them to me. He's a gook, and I take no orders from gooks!" (11 sec.)

The Dirty Dozen (1967) No. 1: "Want the hell are you talking about claimed, he was going over the hill, my outfit was pinned down by the most murderous crossfire you ever saw, half up and bleeding to death and this lovery took off like a jackrabbit with all the medical supply strapped to his back. The only way to stop him was to shoot him." (15 sec.)

The Dirty Dozen (1967) No. 2: "... So! Und in der Hochzeitsnacht klopfte ihr Mann an ihrer Tür. Und? Was heißt und? Der Doktor, es was ihr Mann. Und sprung aus dem Fenster. ... Hauptmann Schulz und General Helmut Seinheim. ... Vielen Dank Unteroffizier! ... Wir machen das. Das ist alles. Jawohl Herr Hauptmann. Vielen Dank!" (22,2 sec.)

Theme from Once Upon a Time in the West: Harmonica (27 sec.)

St. Ives (1976): "You got 50 Dollars for 5 minutes work. That adds up to 600 Dolars an hour. That's a lot of money." (5,5 sec.)

Murphy's Law (1986) No. 1: Is it because you're so ugly or because you have bad breath. But of course a lot of guys have bad breath but they also have girls. Maybe you don't like girls, he? And maybe that's why you two boys spend so much time together." (11,6 sec.)

Murphy's Law (1986) No. 2: "So how do you like look-up, find yourself a girlfriend yet? Kiss my squirl!" (4,4 sec.)

Death Wish 4 (1987) No. 1: "Who the fuck are you? DEATH!" (6,7 sec.)

Death Wish 4 (1987) No. 2: "No, you just sell drugs to children. You don't do it, someone else will? ... How many? How many what? How many children have you killed with this shit?" (8,8 sec.)

Messenger of Death (1988): "That's the child killer. I'm gonna take you downstairs and you're gonna name that son of a bitch that's been paying you. Listen! You understand, you name the son of a bitch or I'm gonna beat you to death"

Kinjite (1989) No. 1: "Crowe, Crowe you bastard! - That's justice!!" (5 sec.)

Kinjite (1989) No. 2: "It's that sleezebag Duke" (3 sec.)

Kinjite (1989) No. 3: "That would be which girl,sir? - You try me, you wish you were back in mother India" (5 sec.)

Kinjite (1989) No. 4: "I'd like to shove this up your ass. But I don't wanna dirty my hands. You're gonna eat it, you're gonna eat it, or I'm gonna blow your head off. Open up, open up your mouth. ... No, you're not! But you are gonna have to stick your head between your legs to tell the time." (14 sec.)

Kinjite (1989) No. 5: "You and me, we're gonna take a drive. Yuo give me a hard time. I'll blow off your kneecabs! - Drive" (6 sec.)

The Sea Wolf (1993) No. 1: "To reign is worth ambition, though in hell. It's better to reign in hell than it is to serve in heaven. One of the better lines of one of the better poets." (10,6 sec.)

The Sea Wolf (1993) No. 2: "You're a liar Johnson and a coward, go ahead don't let that stop you Johnson!" (7,4 sec.)

Donato and Daughter (1993) No. 1: "Yea, well, you know Whinny. We're working all the angles, I thought you might have noticed a drifter or ... type coming through the line. Somebody who looked like they needed to make a confession. You know - Well, I gave a good confession!- Yea, Whinny it was the best. Listen, you still have your collar? I want you to do something for me. I want you to poke around the churches and convents. See if you can maybe detect a priest in trouble, something like that.

Donato and Daughter (1993) No. 2: "Are you really allowed to search my apartment without a warrant? -We're not searching your apartment Mr. Lyle. If I was to search this apartment you'd really know it. You want us to search the apartment?

Donato and Daughter (1993) No. 3: "Oh, Lieutenant, I'm sorry, but you know all that coffee I had this morning, it's finally caught up with me. Can I use your bathroom?

Donato and Daughter (1993) No. 4: "My money's on Lori. You remember what he said about the elevator? Lyle said, who would kill somebody in the elevator in his own building. But Lori said who would put a body in the elevator in his own building. Well, everybody assumed that the body is found where the killing took place like Lyle did! - Could be a man of speech! - I don't think so! Me neither!

Death Wish 5 (1994) No. 1: "Do guns make you nervous? Guns have their uses. Idiots with guns make me nervous!" (4,7 sec.)

Death Wish 5 (1994) No. 2: "I don't need anything! But you, you need a bath. (5,8 sec.)

Family of Cops (1995) : "... be happy. I once had a sexlife." (2 sec.)

Bronson imitation on "The Simpsons": "Alice take a look at a young Charles Bronson's brief stint replaceing Andy Griffith in the Andy Griffith Show: -Where's Otis? He's not in his cell. - I shot him! - Well, that!?! What?? - Now, I'm going down to Emmit's fix it shop. To fix Emmit!" (19 sec.)

Bronson talking about heroes: "I'm Charles Bronson. Real life heroes are people who do extraordinary things for their fellow man -such as warning of acts of political violence that endanger innocent lives. Airlines, pilots along with the United States Government offer rewards of up to 4 Million dollars for information that saved lives. Are you the next hero?" (20 sec.)