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Dear Ladies:
In my search for our Missing Hero, Ben Evans, I am pleased to report that he has been spotted, alive and well and as gorgeous as ever. I can't wait to tell you what he was doing when I found him. My Lord, he almost gave me a heart attack.I had been watching this man for weeks before I went near him. I can assure you that he is our hero. The real deal this time, right down to the golden thumb and I have pictures to prove it. I know that the pictures are kind of fuzzy, but I would recognize those hands and lips anywhere. Even if I was dead.
I hate to tell you this, but I think our
dear Meg has been pulling a fast one on us. That body that he is
working so diligently on, looks suspiciously like hers now
doesn't it? I would have asked more questions, but it was kind of
embarrasing. They were in somewhat of a compromising situation
when I took these photos. He does appear to be taking his work
seriously, doesn't he? Either that or he has lost something that
he is dead serious about finding. I am not even going to hazard a
guess as to why he thinks he is going to find it on her back. But
apparently he thinkgs it's there because he is looking for it
with singel minded determination. You think maybe he lost his
memory and thinks that he was a masseuse in a former life? Oh,
well, whatever. Our Ben will be back with our Lady Meg real soon
and our dear Meg has some explanining to do. Keep the hankies
handy. I have a feeling that it is going to be a rough ride to
their romantic reunion. It it is any more romantic then what I
witnessed, more that a few heart attacks and hot flashes will be
had by all. But, I am told that it will be really special and
well worth all of the heart ache that our dear Meg has suffered.
I can't wait to show these to Rose and watch her turn as red as a
beet and stutter like she has a speech impediment. She is so easy
embarrassed. I am not showing them to Sheila. She would come up
with some raunchy story that would have us all blushing. Thanks
for keeping the faith. Our Hero will be home very soon, even if I
have to bash him over his gorgeous skull and drag him there.
Minnie, Minerva, I sincerely hope that you have been on the job
and keeping an eye on that woman who has tried to claim our hero
as her husband. It wouldn't do for me to have to kill the both of
you for falling down on the job, and I will, if she has
besmirched the sterling reputaion of our distinguished gentleman.
I will be home with our Hero on tow in a few days. Leave the
light on for me.
Miranda
