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Ben's Back!!
Found: One Missing Hero
My Dear Ladies
I found
Ben. Lord, was he ever cooking when I found him!Wheeeew!!! He
tried to disguise himself, but I would have recognized him
anywhere. All of the classical moves where there. I told you our
lady Meg was pulling a fast one on us. I have included the
evidence that I gathered. You be the judge. While I was there,
Maria sent one of her spies to keep an eye on them and me. When
Ben and Meg got so lost in each other and I got so lost in them,
that damn woman squealed like a stuch pig and I nearly lost my
footing and fell. I think Ben heard me. Or, it might have been
her with all of that squealing she was doing. Damn near deafened
me in my goog ear. Man, what these people won't do to stand in
the way of true love. I sincerely hope that little statue Ben
told Meg not to annoy, got pissed at her for making all of that
useless racket and toss her and her boss both back into the
ocean. I guess I should tell you that Our Lady Meg wasn't doing
too bad in the squealing department herself. I am sure that some
one will bring it up somewhere down the road. But I was discrete
and when they didn't see me, they immediately went back to what
they were doing. I have got to give up this peeping in windows
and get myself a real job. It's going to get me killed one day.
Ben and Meg were so passionate that I was feeling generous when I
wrote this letter, I even included a little present for the
disgruntled Maria fan who had the nerve to call our Lady Meg a
cow. I guess she forgot that the cow is sacred in some countries.
Who knows. Just maybe she was ritht. It could explain why Ben was
kneeling and worshiping the altar of Meg. He put her fingers in
his mouth again and he was moaning and groaning and uh--God, it's
hot in here. Someone get me a fan. Quick.
Gotta go. Minnie and Minerva are waiting. I have attached the
evidence. You be the judge and tell me who is zooming whom here.
Wish me God Speed, my friends. See you back on the beach!
Miranda
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A Present
from Kachina
for Maria Fans
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Okay, so it was from Miranda, but it means the same thing.
TACK KERRIGAN!
