Hello. Jessie here. Here are some nicely done (and, unfortunately,not-so nicely done)pictures of James and I. Before looking at these, however, I want to make one thing clear... okay, two things. One: we are not an item. Two: the cross-dressing ideas were NOT ours! Now that thats clear, on to the pictures!

James NEVER knows what's going on!
Snapping off the breaks to the cart was not a good thing.
What can I say? It's me and James.
We're going to die, we're going to die, we're going to die...
Sometimes James makes me so ANGRY!!! *fume*
Guess THIS time, the tables are turned, though! ^_^
This is definitely one of our better pictures, don't you think?
Here we are in battle.
A new experience: being serious. (Well, for James, anyway.)
Here we are, looking as good as ever!
James is such a mischief maker, like a little kid!
Here we are with our cool effects! But James doesn't seem too thrilled...
We even pose while we fight!
James ALWAYS has to have that rose...
Here we are, just looking cool. (James STILL has the rose...)
We look awfully confident, don't we?
We... er, James was so afraid to climb that cliff... I was merely comforting him!
I loved that intro!
Fashion Disaster! That hair style is hideous, James! :p
Rah, rah.
Really, James! I am NOT that heavy!
There goes my salary!!!!
A special entrance for the Pokemon Academy... our hair even MOVED!
Those little twirps really annoy us sometimes...
More cool effects from our intro!
Here we are, posing once again!
Our first pose... *sniff* Such memories... I'm over it.
AHH! It's Bigachu!
Us telling how we flunked out of Pokemon Academy.
This soup doesn't quite match my stylish outfit...
Ahh, automatic firearms... gotta love 'em!
James going gaga over Jiselle, a girl who attends Pokemon Acedemy.
Once again, we recite the motto.
One of these days, James'll get pricked by a thorn in the tongue and I'll laugh. Hard.
Look at us! We have flashy thingies!
This is why no one dares to make me angry.
Gotta love James' logic: paper tank equals protection from weedles. *sigh*...
James really wasn't into our speech that day.
James can be such an ignoramus sometimes.
We're so HAPPY!!!!!
What can I say? We were having fun.
Getting Ditto to transform perfectly is a sure sign that we're excellent pokemon trainers!
I just LOVE our special effects!
Yes, James. I DO plan to call the boss collect.
Hmmm. The boss hung up on us... should've dialed 1-800-CALL-ATT...
More cool effects.
No! We lost again!?
What are YOU doing here!?
HAHAHA! Ash thinks he's going to get Ditto back? Yeah right!
What? You actually WANT this guy back!?
I can't believe we actually agreed to a truce with the good guys!
How DARE they imitate us like that!!!!
They even screwed up the lines! It's not that hard!!!!
It was so good to be reunited with our pokemon!
I missed Ekans sooo much!
Lookie, we have a jeep!
Uh, well... we managed to snag a Pikachu...
One of our many entrances! (James, would you get into it??)
What is THIS!? Another truce!?
That's much better.
That's the last straw, Meowth!
Posing with a mike, James? What, are you going to sing the motto?
His hair is extra poofy and mine is actually going down somewhat... what an odd picture of us. (But still good!)
James can be such a wimp at times... *sigh*
Duplica actually thanked us for perfecting Ditto! (Then she beat us, but hey.)
This is... different...
James shouldn't be prying into the private affairs of others! (Namely me...)
AUGH! A giant Kabutops! Run for it!!!
We're gonna blow things up! *evil laugh*
C'mon! Give us your best!
But first, a little precaution... :p
Hey, it kept us safe from giant pokemon, okay?
Meowth must've been doing something really strange. Then again, when doesn't he?
After posing, spying is one of the things we do best.
We make quite the criminals, don't you think?
But we can be just as good as Jenny when it comes to being a police officer.
Then again, maybe we should stick with Team Rocket...
Definitely staying with Team Rocket!
Wait a second... where are our eyes???
Just go away, James. Before you get a concussion.
Didn't I say go away!?
How ELSE do you expect us to pose in a phone booth!?
Yet another pose... we do that a lot, I guess.
So it's no surprise that we're doing it AGAIN! Heh heh...
James isn't the only one around here who likes money!
One guess as to what we're doing in this pic. (Too bad there's so much smoke...)
This is one of my personal faves... don't we look good in black?
We look good no matter what we wear!
Well, James looks a bit odd, but...
Can we move on? Those costumes weren't the greatest.
Oh, great. James kicked another pokemon. Idiot.
And you call ME heavy? Let go! Atleast the smartest and prettiest will survive that way!
Another pose!
(I personally think we should count how many times the words "pose", "intro", and "motto" comes up in these image galleries. ^_^)
Hey! We got a helicopter! That's different...
Normally, I would consider getting barbequed a bad thing. But ANYTHING to get rid of James' wig!
Hmm, we're so happy here. Maybe we won!? *thinks* Nah.


***NEW IMAGES!***

Pose alert!
Spying... (okay, so we do that a lot, too.)
James! Did you misplace Meowth again?
Here I am, having to explain something ELSE to James... *sigh*
We won't lose to those brats this time!
This is when Ekans and Koffing evolved just for us! At least THEY appreciate us!
That idea almost worked, too...