How to be a Good Villain - The Ultimate Hand Guide to Being Evil
As told by Team Rocket

1: Always take the cliff!(J&J)
2: Make sure your motto is repeated so often that your enemies can mock you 
   by mouthing the words while you're talking. (J&J)
3: Pack those big elastic bandages not band-aids. An inch long strip isn't 
   going to help you when you've fallen off a cliff. (J&J)
4: Big holes in the ground are too obvious to be a decent trap. (J,J&M)
5: Sliding down a hill on a sled with a boulder strapped to it is a recipe 
   for disaster. (J,J&M)
6: Don't underestimate Clafairy's!!!! (J,J&M)			
7: Always dress with style! (Jesse)
8: Never ask a Meowth to make Squirtles trust you.(J&J)
9: Do not make Beedrill shields out of paper! (J,J&M)
10: Always carry a mallet. (Jesse)
11: If you don't have enough money to buy what you want, don't borrow from 
    your partner's salary! (James)    
12: Never recite your motto to your boss over the phone. (J&J)
13: Balls of yarn are good for stress. (Meowth)
14: Kicking Angry Pokemon = Extreme Injury (James)
15: Little sparklies are great accents to poses during your motto (Jesse)
16: Flowers rule! (Whack!) And so do pretty girls... (James)
17: The villians are often more bishojou/bishonen than the heroes, take every
    opportunity to pick up beauty tips. Trust me. People will be happy to 
    tell you where they found that great white lipstick! (James)  
18: Cement never comes in small quanties. (J,J&M) 
19: Practice not laughing, it might save your life someday. (Jesse)
20: Always cling to one another when scared. (J&J)
21: If all members of your team snore don't turn on a tape recorder near a 
    singing Jigglypuff. (J,J&M)
22: Dynamite isn't always beneficial.... (J&J)
23: If you think you're going to die, always promise to remember how well 
    your partner dressed durring their life. (J&J)
24: Also if you think you're going to die I'd go for that goodbye kiss. I 
    wish I could say I got that from personal experience. (James)
25: We the villians shall exercise the right to care for and about our 
    Pokemon! (J&J)(Both hug Ekans/Arbok and Koffing/Wheezing with Meowth 
    squished in the middle)