Delivery From the Stork, Part 5

Scene 22

Characters: Jake Cass Chris, police officer's
Setting: holding cell at BCPD

Jake, Chris and Cass are still dressed as women sitting in the jail cell.

Jake:[singing and laying down on the bench] Well don't you, I'm a man working on the chain gang. . . Well don't you know.
Chris: Shut up! It is bad enough that you get us in this mess, but now you have to sing off key.
Cass:[standing at the bars of the cells and talking to an officer.] When do we get to make a phone call?
Officer: You should be out soon.
Cass: What do you mean?
Officer: We got a hold of the owner and she is on her way here.
Jake: [still laying on the bench] Why?
Chris: What do you mean, why?
Jake: I have the keys to K-Bay!
Cass:[turning around] What? You had the keys!
Jake:[sitting up on the bench] How do you think I got in?
Chris: I saw you use one of those thing-a-ma-bobs.
Jake: I started with it, but. . .
Cass: But. . .
Jake: It was easier with the keys.
Cass: You are unbelievable, McKinnon
Jake: [Smiling] Thank you
Chris:[slapping Jake in the back of the head] It was an insult, McKinnon!

Exit scene

Scene 23

Characters: Vicky, Lila, Donna and the rest of the gang
Setting: Harbour Club

Donna:[yelling] What do you mean?

Vicky is screaming having a contraction

Lila: What do you mean? Donna, you are not that stupid!
Vicky:[screams] Don't insult my mother! [holding Lila hand and squeezing hard]
Lila:[crouches in pain] I'm sorry! Sorry! Let go of my hand!
Gary: What is going on here?
Vicky: What does it look like?
Gary: Joe!
Donna: Joe went to the police station.
Gary: I guess we have to take her in a normal car, instead of the police car. Why did he go to the police station?
Donna: Get Jake out of jail!
Jake: What is Jake doing in jail?
Lila: You have to ask that question.
Vicky: Jail? He can't be in jail! Not now!

Gary and Donna escort Vicky out of the Harbour Club with Vicky still holding on to the hand of Lila. They exit with Lila screaming and being dragged by a pregnant Vicky.

Exit scene

Scene 24

Characters: Jake, Cass, Chris, Joe, nick, Cameron and Grant
Setting: BCPD

Grant storms into the station with reckless anger.

Grant: Carlino! Carlino, where are you?
Joe:[look of disgust] What is it now, Mayor?
Grant: I am being set up for blackmail!
Joe: Slow down, Mayor! Who is setting you up?
Grant: It could be anybody. I have a feeling it is McKinnon!
Joe: I don't think it's McKinnon [seeing a dressed in drag McKinnon behind Grant]
Grant: Bring him in and put him in that box! [Jake in hand cuffs making kisses]
Joe:[on the verge of laughing] Fine! Turn around.

Grant turns around and stumbles backward in horror of Jake being in drag.

Jake: You are going to give a girl a complex! I would sing Happy Birthday Mr. Mayor, but I will leave that up to Cass and Chris.
Joe: Jake and these other two glamour girls were arrested tonight breaking into K-Bay. Therefore, they couldn't have set you up tonight Mr. Mayor.
Cameron:[runs down the stairs and looks around] McKinnon, your wife is in labor and on her way to the hospital.
Jake:[looking at Joe]
Joe:Donna didn't press charges, you're free to go!

Jake, Chris, Cass, Nick and Cameron take off to the hospital leaving Grant and Joe.

Exit scene

Scene 25

Characters: Lila, Vicky, Donna, Jake, and doctor
Setting: Delivery Room

Vicky:[screaming] Where is Jake? If he misses this. . . [screams]
Donna:[entering the room] What are you still doing here?
Lila: She won't let go of my hand. [Vicky finally releases Lila hand] Now, if you would excuse me, I need to go to get some X-rays!

Jake barges in the door and is wearing scrubs and forgetting to take off the clip on earrings.

Lila:[looking at Jake] It is about time.
Jake: What are you doing here?
Lila:Taking care of your wife, apparently while you were playing dress up. [pointing at the diamond earrings] And darling, that clearly isn't your color lipstick.

Jake brushes past Lila and straight to Vicky's side. Lila leaves the room.

Doctor: Get ready to push.
Vicky: [screaming] Where were you?
Jake:[puzzled at what to say]
Vicky:[looking at Jake's face] Next time you could do this!

Exit scene

Scene 26

Character: The scavenger hunt gang, plus the kids
Setting: Hospital waiting room

Kirkland: It is going to be a boy.
Steven: We are going to have a sister!
Kirkland: How do you know?
Steven: Because that is what they said.
Paulina:[walking over to the boys] Jake just said it was a girl, it could be a boy. They never had a sonogram.

Kirk sticks his tongue out at Steven.

Steven: It is going to be a girl. Jake said Bridget told him.

Jake barges out of the room and yells at the top of his lungs.

Jake: It is a girl! Hallejuh, it is a girl! [serious look on his face] She's not dating until she is 35.
Steven: [looks at Steven] Told you!
Gary: [pats jake on the back] Congratulations and. . . [looks at Jake's face] that is not your color.
Kirk: Why are you wearing earrings?
Nick:[comes up behind Kirk] You and Steven did!

Jake looks down at Steven, while Paulina removes his make-up..

Steven: Nick
Allie[she was apart of this, check the first couple of scenes] So, what is her name?
Jake: Name?
Steven:[tugs Jake's hand and pulls him aside and whispers in his ear]
Jake: What do you say we run it by your mother? Come on Kirk! We are going to see your sister.
Allie: Uh, Jake? Her name!
Jake: Be right back to tell you!

Scene 27

Characters: Vicky, Jake, the boys and the BABY
Setting: Hospital bed

Vicky:[holding the little girl] Hey guys!
Kirkland: What's her name, mom?
Vicky: How about we name her Cupid?

Jake and the boys look at each other.

Jake: Cupid? You want to name our daughter Cupid!
Vicky: Why not? It is 12:30 in the morning and that makes it Valentine's day.
Jake: You want a present, don't you?
Vicky: I received her already.
Jake:[nudges Steven and looks at him] Well, tell her the name you were thinking of.
Vicky: What is the name, honey?
Steven: It is more of a middle name than a first name.
Vicky: O.k, we will do it this way. Jake, I know you have a first name already picked out, so you say it, then Steven will say his. Alright?
Jake: That will work![looks down at Steven] Ready. . .Jessica
Steven: Connell [Vicky's face lights up and she smiles]
Kirk: McKinnon
Jake: [leans over to Vicky and gives her a kiss] Well, little girl and big girl, what do you think?
Vicky:[looking at the baby with Kirk and Steven on the bed and Jake by her side] Jessica Connell Mckinnon is perfect!

Fade to a freeze frame of the McKinnon clan.