The Allied Gumby
Public Service Announcement : WWIII and you, the Gumby!
Allied Gumbies: Fighting to keep confusion alive!
As the world reached the brink of World War III, a new tactic in weapons was achieved. Often seen as useless tools of humour in the eyes of many, Gumbies did not provide much more of a role in society except to aid local hospitals as brain surgeons and house builders. However, the new, modern Gumby has found himself drafted to become an Ally in the war against the "Kersnibblewickerstaches". The Allied Gumby can find himself earning up to seventy brain surgeries a week for a simple task of confusing a non gumby into becoming an Ally. Yet, doing this makes the "Kersnibblewickerstaches" turn into Gumbies themselves. But the world can never have enough Gumbies. The uniform of the Allied Gumby is quite simple. A hankerchief on one's head, granny glasses, a simple square moustache, a white dress shirt covered by a colourful sweater vest and suspenders, long gray pants and black high boots. The posture is quite simple also, perfect for proving a Gumby's identification. The long, drawling voice of a Gumby provides a wonderful weapon in warfare, as the "Kersnibblewickerstaches" are reduced to utter confusion when trying to figure out the painstakenly slow words of a Gumby. Yes Gumby Allies are the way to go! If you're a Gumby call 1-556-9876-9876-3498-34243 to recieve your free catalouge of Gumby apparel. If you're not, call 1-556-3892-5324-5346-456312 to recieve your "How to be a Gumby in 17 hard to manage lessons" pamphlet. So join the Gumby Allies today and fight the war in the midst of confusion and say goodbye to the "Kersnibblewickerstaches."
Ad written by Washy.
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