"IT'S..."

Purple Lemon's Monty Python Page!
With the Web's first great taste of fish!

Don't say "of fish"! It doesn't mean anything!

Oh.. no fishy requisite-t-t-t-t-t?

Sod the fish! AND BE WARNED! If you try to hurt me, your pointed stick won't be of any use, because I have FRESH FRUIT! In particular, a PINEAPPLE! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Shut up! Shut up!!

Righto! Welcome to my loony space... er I mean Monty Python page! Anyway, I'm sure amongst anguished cries of "What's all this then?" and "SHUT UP, MR. GUMBY!", you'll actually enjoy it. Then again, probably not! As you may have noticed, I am NOT the webpage manager. No, no I am not. Wait! Yes! Yes I am! Sorry! I forgot where I was for a moment!

AnyTHING goes in,

AnyTHING goes out!

Fish, bananas, old pajamas

Mutton, beef and trout!

Anyway, I'd just like to point out and make perfectly clear, that, in fact, I am NOT a lumberjack, and I am NOT okay!! I am a sodding webpage designer (barely) and... MY BRAIN HURTS! Okay... well.. I'm a webpage designer by choice, but none of my work is worth publishing, and probably clutters up the Net. But I never wanted to be a 3rd rate webpage designer. I wanted to be... a penguin! Yes! Fuzzy black and white feathers! Impeccable swimming flipper-wings! Gliding throught the icy waters of the Anarctic (or where ever penguins reside). Catching fish, squawking merrily, sitting on top of old ladies' TV sets and exploding... er... ummmm... sorry... sorry... Well, I was merely trying to demonstrate that I'm not a lumberjack, I'm already a girlie, and... yep, my brain hurts!

And now for something completely different... I'd like to sing a song...

Boo boopee doo

Boo boopee doo

Scuby duby duby duby doo-OO!

Hello operator, is that the central line?

Give me the Piccadilly number, nine one O nine!

Mr. Operator, now that number's wrong!

So come one everybody let's sing this song!

Proust in his first book wrote about, wrote about...

Proust in his first book wrote about, wrote abo...

*BONG!* Start again!!!

"It's spelled Raymond Luxury Yacht, but it's pronounced 'Throatwobbler Mangrove'!"

Ee ecky thump!

Yes, the line and the pic have nothing to do with each other, but whatever!

Oh! BTW, to join a groovy ICQ list, go to http://groups.icq.com/group.asp?no=1098500 and sign up! YOU MUST HAVE ICQ, THOUGH!!

Hey! Hey hey! Come check out my Yahoo! PYTHON CLUB! Its grrreeaattt! If ya like it you can join and post up a storm. PLEASE post up a storm! We dun like stalkers or anything though. So if you are one of them, we'll have to tar and feather ye, Yes!

ANYWAY! Ehehe... er... now, back to business... well, here's my order of Pythons: Michael Palin, Graham Chapman, Terry Jones and Eric Idle are tied, and then John Cleese and Terry Gilliam. And, well, now that you've been deluged by tons of unoriginal and most overused silliness, perhaps you'd care to see some slightly more inventive silliness. Yes, that's right! The great and totally insane loony of a Lemon has Fornonianized yet another grand cast... The Pythons! Wahooo! Okay. No streamers and what not for me! *sniff* BUT! They can be found

HERE

in living color (despite they aren't living and only one is in color... okay. Now MORE are in color. Anyway...)

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Please don't send any money to the "Appeal for great webpages". I'm quite okay! Really! However, the "Appeal for Allied Gumbies" do need the support! We... er... Our... ermmm... THE Gumbies are becoming extinct, and need some new members!

Ooh here's another one that needs support!
tgcas

Allied Gumbies: Fighting to keep confusion alive!

'Basically, I believe in peace, and bashing two bricks together!'
The POLLGE Campaign

Well, if you've viewed my page and are thinking "This is fantastic, OH this is terrific", or "Purple Lemon is a raving loony!", or "This page DOES have the Web's first great taste of fish!", or anything at ALL, please record it in my guestbook!

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Note: Washy and I share a guestbook, now, so please don't be alarmed if it looks as if I am incredibly popular. Thank you for your concern, but no, I really am not! No donations needed HERE for the "Appeal for extremely popular webpage editors"! You might want to try the "Appeal for the Gumby Loonies" though. We... ER... uh, errrmm..., I mean THEY could really use the money.

Well, there you go! As usual, feel free to send any questions or comments, naughty bits, or halibut... (NONO! DO NOT send any naughty bits!!! Or halibut for that matter! JUST questions and comments... please! Tis a silly person who tinkers with my page...) to:
Purple "Of'fish" Lemon Loony Gumby, Esq. (aka POLLGE)

Similarly, if the msg is a short one (VERY VERY VERY SHORT) you can send via my ICQ, using the thingy below:

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And now, space left for Washy, including dedications, a link to her Monty Python Page, and her review of my page!

And, lastly, I must dedicate this page to Washy, to wit helped my grand ole Python obsession flourish, and who lets me insanely ramble on about all sorts of Pythonesque stuff, and who inspired this small corner of insanity in my page! Ee ecky thump, Mrs. Gumby! BWAHAHAHAHA! ;o)

Washy's review of the page...:

It is the dawn of time. This web we know so well is a smoldering, inhospitable place. No links work, no email can survive. The huge, unmovable megabytes that form our many pages are being created and used up by forces that will take millions of seconds to shape. These are the forces! This is the power that drives the mouse that clicks on "Purple Lemon's Monty Python Page", the mighty page, with the world's first great taste of fish!