FOR INSANITY'S SAKE! Vote POLLG,E.!!

Well, hello there! I suppose most of you are wondering just what IS the PPC? Well! It's the People for Purple Campaign! Yes! We're asking YOU to vote for ME! Purple "Of'fish" Lemon Loony Gumby, Esq., as the next world leader! I'm nothing like Hitler! AnyTHING goes in! AnyTHING goes out!... er... sorry. Anyway, vote for me, and all pointed sticks will be demolished! Long live twin bricks... bashing their self-righteous selves together, standing for peace, justice, and the POLLGE way! One might ask how to pronounce "POLLGE". Well, it is quite simple. "Pol" as in "aPOLogy" and "ge" as in "alGY". Vote for me, and I shall see to it that my cabinet (of workers.. not a wood type closet thingy...) will institute world peace at brick point, will smash all pointed stickedness, and will reinstate fresh fruit! That's right! BUT, not the pineapple... that things too dangerous for any known person but the most valuble of them, so, the right will surely be endowed on those who are too precious to waste! But lo! Here is a little poem, written by perhaps future cabinet member, E. Mays, who, if I am elected, shall become my advertiser and public relations person!

ODE TO A POLLGE

Oh Purple "Of'fish" Lemon Loony Gumby (Esq.)
How doth thy odd words speew
Upon the pages of this insane landscape
Where the crazies are not few

Oh, Purple, purple, purple,
um..is a color that does not rhyme
Um..ah..Purple..ah..hmm..
Oh what the hell rhymes with PURPLE!
Skip it!

OH FISHY FISHY FISH,
Is it hinding in the cupboard?
Is it Dutch or is it Norweigian,
And CAN it live in the fjords?

OH Lemon, little LEMON.
What a tinny icky word
And when U2 sang THAT SONG
They sounded so absured

Oh LOONY, to be so Loony
What a blessing in disguise
Murder over cheese, and if you would please
Fish slapping between the eyes

Oh, to the GUMBIES, dear to our heart
Not a F#&@ing thing said is understood
In rubber booties, Hankies tied taught
We only know that OOOOOHHH, THEIR BRAINS HURT!

E is for eccentric
S is for sillified
Q is for Quepangtora-torazoupezoupeeekytah
And all the other nonsence stuff
That makes you the loonies that you are!

And What the HELL rhymes with purple!
Ah yes, ORANGE!

Archbishop Gumby: "I believe in peace; and banging 2 bricks together!"

(Disclaimer: It has been proven that the most favorite word that does indeed rhyme with 'purple', is, of course, 'schmerple'.)



Purple Lemons and the Spanish Inquistion
 by Wapcaplet


Three purple lemons rolled down a hill,
three purple lemons cried "trouble at mill."
one purple lemon replied "what kind of trouble?"
the second cried "one of the crossbeams has gone out of skew on the tredle"
the third replied "what?"
the second continued "I don't know."
the first said "mr wentworth just told me to come here and say there was trouble at the mill. I didn't expect a sorta spanish inquistion."
A green lemon cried "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISTION!!!"


Purple Poem
by Wap


There was a little cat.
On a lemon tree it sat.
The sky rained purple rain.
And a Purple Lemon Cat was born.
The Purple Lemon soon,
became quite a loon!
It adapted the name of Offish,
and decided to run for Office.
And now Pointed sticks are gone,
and the Lemon needs a campaign song.


POLLGE NOW
(sing to the tune of Row Row Row your boat)
by Grinch


Vote, vote, vote for POLLGE,
She the one to pick!
If you oppose we'll bash your face,
with a blunted brick!


Vote, vote, vote for POLLGE,
Down with pointed sticks!
Down with evil pinapples,
up with blunted bricks!


Vote, vote vote for POLLGE,
She's the silly one,
and if she becomes world leader,
we'll all have some fun!


Campaign Song
 by E. Mays
(sung loosely to the Bruce's tune)

OOOOhhh..Pollge in 99 would be so fine
if she could be world leader....
No pointy sticks, just blunt bricks
and with spam we could feed 'er...
Purple-lemons-purple-lemons
are the thing for ya
for the campaign traIL!.....
and we'd dance and sing
this silly thing
with our dear hedghog Dinsale!


YEEEESSSS...spiny Norman himself is particually a git.
A lovely little hedgehog. VOTE FOR POLLGE you damn twits!

Our slogan and campaign song, shall be:

"Down with pointy sticks, up with blunt bricks! Bricks will smash you down! Sticks break and make you frown!"

Similiarly, at a speech given at the local MontyPython.Net Forum:

"And soon, all pointed sticks shall become blunt, and break to the mercy of fresh fruit and blunt bricks. And all will shun the stick, and cower in proper fear of the silly bricks in which their lives lay. And thus, the Lemon shall descend upon them and reward them each with a forbidden pineapple, in which they may use to ward off the bricks, so that they shall be saved against the wrath against the pointed sticks, and thus, the new age of stickless, loony society shall reign free forever!!! Thank you! Please vote heartily, and raise your voices in unision!!"

To link use this code:

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For more complete and/or further information and quotes/speeches of all peoples involved, please check out the following website (It's literarly the POLLGE headquarters, with all POLLGE related URLS that you can get your hands on!), and please! FOR INSANITY'S SAKE! VOTE POLLG,E.!!!!!

The PFPC

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