Teliko
Mulder:
Hey, Scully. I heard you were down here slicing and dicing, who's the lucky
stiff?
Mulder: There's
a Michael Jackson joke in here somewhere but I can't quite find it.
Mulder:
He didn't even touch his Jell-O.
Scully: Mulder,
not everything is a labyrinth of dark conspiracy, and not everybody is
planning to deceive, inveigle, and obfuscate.
Mulder: Agent
Pendrell, thanks for returning this material analysis in such short notice.
Agent Pendrell:
Shouldn't we wait for agent Scully, just so I won't have to repeat myself?
Mulder: She's
not coming.
Agent Pendrell:
Why not?
Mulder:
She had a date...(Pendrell looks crestfallen) Breathe Agent Pendrell, with
a dead man. She's doing an autopsy.
Scully:
Where are you?
Mulder: I'm
off to water the seeds of doubt. Bye bye.
Home
Scully:
Meanwhile
I've quit the FBI and become a spokesperson for the AbRoller.
Scully:
Mulder
if you had to do without a cell phone for two minutes you'd lapse into
catatonic schizophrenia.
COTB:
Conversation on the Bench - Home [see
Scenes]
Scully: Still
thinking of moving out here?
Mulder: Not
if I can't get the Knicks game.
Mulder: (Pushing
some pigs out of a pen) Scully, would you think less of me as a man if
I told you I was kinda excited right now?
Scully:
I baby-sat my Nephew this weekend. He watches Babe fifteen times a day.
Mulder: And
people call me spooky.
The Field
Where I Died
Mulder: At
times I almost dream. I too have spent a life the sage's way - Tread once
more familiar paths. Perchance I'd perish’d in an arrogant self-reliance
For one more chance went up so earnest - so Instinct with better light
let in by Death - That life was blotted out - not so completely But scatter'd
wrecks enough of it to remain Dim memories; as now, when seems once more
The goal in sight again.
Scene
between Mulder and Scully in the Car, The Field Where I Died [See
Scenes]
Mulder: Dana,
if in any of the four years that we've been working together, an event
occurred to suggest that somebody told you that we'd
be friends together, in other lifetimes. Always. Would it have changed
some of the ways we looked at each other?
Scully:
Even if I knew for certain, I wouldn't change a day. Well, except for that
Flukeman thing. I could have lived without that just fine.
Sanguinarium
Scully: Yeah,
there’s magic going on here, Mulder, only it’s being done with silicone,
collagen, and a well placed scalpel.
Scully: Well
if it's that simple, why don't you put out an APB for someone riding a
broom and wearing a tall black hat?
Mulder:
(Looking at an old broom) Probable cause.
Musings
of a Cigarette Smoking Man
Byers:
Frohike's close.
Frohike: Don't
use my name! What the hell's wrong with you? Now I'll have to kill you.
Byers:
Langly and I performed...
Frohike:
He's everywhere! Everywhere. He'll kill me.
Mulder: No
one would kill you, Frohike. You're just a little puppy-dog.
C. S. M.:
What I don't want to see is the Bills winning the Super Bowl. As long as
I'm alive that doesn't happen.
Man: Could
be tough, sir. Buffalo wants it bad.
C. S. M.: So
did the Soviets in 80.
Man: What,
you saying you rigged the Olympic hockey game?
C. S. M.:
What's the matter? Don't you believe in miracles?
Paper
Hearts
Scully:
So, tell me about this dream of yours.
Scully: You
said it yourself once. You said that a...a dream is an answer to
a question that we haven't learned how to ask.
Mulder:
(After slicing the car's interior) I'm helping him detail.
Roche:
(to Mulder) How about this, sink one from there and I'll tell you. (Mulder
sinks the basket) You'd trust a child molester?
Roche:
(To guard referring to Mulder) This man hit me.
Guard:
I didn't see it.
Scully:
I did.
Mulder:
My last dream came true. Scully, do you believe that my sister, Samantha,
was abducted by aliens? Have you ever believed that? No. So what
do you think happened to her?
Scully:
What are you saying you believe now?
Mulder:
I don't know. I don't know what happened. I don't know what
to believe. I just know I have to find out now.
Skinner: (To
Mulder) You tread lightly. (To Scully) You see that he does.
Scene
in Cacapon, West Virginia, Paper Hearts [See
Scenes]
Roche:
(To Mulder) You're damn right I do... if only for a day or two. I'm realistic.
And more than that, I... I can't wait to see your face.
Scully:
Oh, God...You're going to see the inside of your cell instead. You're going
to rot there.
Scully: There
has to be another way to come to the truth.
Skinner: You're
lucky I don't have your ass in a sling!
Mulder:
Sorry, Scully. You were right. He was playing me the whole time.
Scully:
So you don't think he took Samantha.
Mulder:
None of that really matters now, does it?
Scully:
... but beyond that, there's nothing more they can tell us. Mulder, it's
not Samantha... and whoever that little girl really is, we'll find her.
Mulder:
How?
Scully: I
don't know... but I do know you.
Tunguska
Krycek:
You go underground, you gotta learn to live with the rats.
Mulder:
I'm sure you had no trouble adapting.
Krycek:
These men are pathetic revolutionaries, who would kill innocent Americans
for their bonehead ideologies.
Mulder:
You're an invertebrate scumsucker whose moral dipstick is about two drops
short of bone dry.
Mulder:
Expose it for him, Scully. (They see a rock) What did you get for Halloween,
Charlie Brown?
Scully: Mulder,
that rock contains fossils of what is believed to be alien bacteria, and
even that is under intense debate.
Mulder:
Then why all this effort to get it onto US soil? I think that what Alex
Krycek has given us is a pivotal piece to an even larger plot.
Scully: What
he's given us is a rock. Alex Krycek is a liar and a murderer.
Mulder:
Who wants to expose the same men that we do. And is willing to go to any
lengths to succeed.
Scully:
What I'm worried about is you, Mulder. How far you will go--and how far
I can follow you.
Scully: You
want this man brought to justice?
Krycek:
You can't bring these men to justice. These men are protected...by the
laws of this country in the name of national security. They know no law.
Mulder:
Then why don't you put a bullet in his head like you did that man out there?
Krycek:
These men, they fear one thing. Exposure. Expose him....expose his crimes,
you destroy the destroyer's ability to destroy.
Mulder: The
only thing that will destroy this man is the truth.
Krycek:
The truth... there's no truth. These men, they make it up as they go along.
They're the engineers of the future. They're the real revolutionaries.
I can get them for you too.
Skinner:
He'll be safe here. ( Wham! He punches Krycek )...relatively safe!
Krycek: You
can't leave me out here, I'm gonna freeze to death!
Skinner: Just
think warm thoughts.
Senator:
Are you familiar with the penalties for obstruction of justice?
Scully:
Is that a rhetorical question, sir?
Terma
CS:
Courtroom Scene, Terma [See Scenes]
C. S. M.:
Wake the Russian bear and it may find we've stolen its honey.
SCC:
Scully in Contempt of Congress, Terma [See
Scenes]
Scully:
Several of the men on this committee are lawyers. It is my experience that
lawyers ask the wrong question only when they don't want the right answer.
Mulder:
I'm not going to die.
Prisoner:
No? Why not?
Mulder: I
have to live long enough to kill that man Krycek.
Mulder:
It's
nice to put my arms around you. Both of them.
Scully:
When did you get back here?
Mulder: It's
been a long strange trip...
El Mundo
Gira
Scully:
Mulder, this happened how long ago?
Mulder:
Tres diaz. Mue Incredible, no?
Scully: Purple
rain?
Mulder:
Yeah. Great album. Deeply flawed movie, though.
Scully: (softly,
only Mulder can hear) Maria ... Maria ... I just met a girl named Maria.
Mulder: I’m looking for a man named Eladio Buente. He hasn’t been seen for
three days and he’s not in police custody. I thought he might be
in INS custody.
Lozano: He might. Let’s see. Okay! We have a Jose Feliciano. We have
Juan Valdez, we have Cesar Chavez, we have Placido Domingo here. But I
don’t see any Eladio Buente.
Scully: (referring to the body being autopsied) I don’t think he’s going
anywhere.
Mulder: They think he’s the Chupacabra.
Lozano: That may be, but I will tell you with a tremendous degree of certainty
this guy is not Erik Estrada.
Kaddish
Mulder: Spectral
figures are not often known to leave fingerprints. Casper never did.
Scully: You
haven't heard the rumors?
Bjunes:
What rumors?
Scully:
That Luria is back from the dead? That he's risen from his grave?
Bjunes:
What kind of Jew trick is this?
Mulder:
A Jew pulled it off 2000 years ago.
Jacob Weiss:
Our synagogue has been vandalized 13 times in the last year. I heard a
noise in the attic. I went up to see what it was and he attacked me. It
was self-defense.
Mulder:
Hanging a man in self defense?
Leonard
Betts
(Looking inside Leonard’s now
empty morgue drawer.)
Mulder: Pretty cozy. Who’d ever want to leave.
Scully:
You're not suggesting that a headless body kicked it's way out of a latched
morgue freezer are you?
Mulder: Oh…..
I think I got the toy surprise. (Pulls up a slimy head.)
Mulder:
Well you got yourself a nice paperweight.
Mulder:
Let’s get a slice to go.
Scully: Salamanders
are one thing, but no mammal possesses that kind of regenerative power.
I mean, there isn’t a creature walking this earth that can regrow its head.
Mulder:
Worms. You cut a worm in half, you get two.
Scully: Mulder,
they’re worms.
Mulder:
(Holds up a human thumb inside evidence bag) Siskle or Ebert?
Mulder:
On the other hand, how evolved can a man be who drives a Dodge Dart?
Scully:
Why do I think that Charles Darwin is rolling in his grave right now.
Never
Again
Conversation
about the Desk, Never Again [See
Scenes]
Conversation
about Moose and Squirrel, Never Again [See
Scenes]
Scully:
(Talking about Ed's tattoo) So it wasn’t so much "impulsive" as it was
"hammered?"
Conversation
on the Phone, Never Again [See Scenes]
Scully: Ed,
I-I uh, I don’t go out very much. I think the last time I went on
a date was to see Glen Garry, Glen Ross and the characters in the movie
had a much better time.
Scully:
Not everything is about you, Mulder. This is *my* life.
Mulder: Yes,
but it’s m - -
Memento
Mori
CiH:
Conversation in the Hospital, Memento Mori [See
Scenes]
CMSK:
Conversation with Mulder, Scully and Kurt, Memento Mori [See
Scenes]
Scully:
Mulder,
whatever you found or whatever you might find, I think that we both know
that right now the truth is in me, and that's where I need to pursue it.
Mulder:
I will be right there.
Mulder:
...This is a file directory from a federally operated fertility clinic.
Agent Scully's name is on this file, although I'm pretty sure, pretty damn
sure she's never undergone treatment for infertility.
Skinner: You
deal with this man, you offer him anything and he will own you forever.
Mulder: (heated)
He knows what they did to Agent Scully. He may very well know how to save
her.
Skinner:
(sharp) If he knows, you can know too but you can't ask the truth of a
man who trades in lies. I won't let you.
Mulder:
Pick out something black and sexy and prepare to do some funky poaching.
Skinner:
At least he doesn't take an elevator up to get to work.
C.S.M.: ...
Oh Mr. Skinner, which way is the elevator?
Penny: Dana,
I want you to get well. You've been such a comfort. You've got to be the
one. You can't give up hope.
Scully: I
haven't. I won't.
C/H/K/LITH:
Conversation/Hug/Kiss/Look in the Hallway - Memento Mori [See
Scenes]
The
Diary Entries
Unrequited
Skinner: Right now, I'm flying by the seat of my pants.
Mulder: You mean there's no procedure outlined for an invisible assassin?
Skinner: You heard his story, Mulder?
Mulder: Yeah. I found his story compelling, personally, but then again I
believe the Warren Commission.
(There are two groups of armed
soldiers on the outside of the fence.)
Mulder: There goes the neighborhood.
Tempus
Fugit
Mulder:
I didn't know it was your birthday, Scully!
Scully: Awful.
You have never remembered my birthday in the four years I've known you.
Mulder:
That's when I like to celebrate them is every four years. It's like dog
years, that way.
Scully: Dog
years? Thank you.
Mulder:
You're welcome. Oh I got something for you.
Scully: Oh
you've got to be kidding me.
Mulder:
It's just something that reminded me of you
Scully: What,
an alien implant?
Mulder:
Two actually, I made them into earrings.
Scully:
Hmmm. Apollo 11.
Mulder:
Read the back.
Scully: Commemorating
Apollo 11 and the mission to the moon, July 1969. I'm touched.
Mulder:
It's um...
Sharon Grath:
Excuse
me, are you Scully and Mulder?
Scully:
Oh promise me this isn't leading to something really embarrassing.
Scully: You
sure know how to make a girl feel special on her birthday.
Mulder: Does
your policy cover the acts of extra terrestrials?
Max
Scully:
Mulder, what are these people dying for? Is it for the truth or for the
lies?
Scully:
I think you were actually kindred spirits in some deep, strange, way....Men
with Spartan lives, simple in their creature comforts, if only to allow
for the complexity of their passions.
Mulder:
Do you know where she is?
Scully: A
mental institution.
Mulder: Well,
I'd go with you but I'm afraid they might lock me up.
Scully:
Me too.
Mulder: More people are trying to get their hands on this thing than a "Tickle-Me Elmo" doll. I'm getting on a flight.
Scully:
You never got a chance to tell me what it means, but I think I know. I
think you appreciate that there are extraordinary men, and women, and extraordinary
moments when history leaps forward on the backs of these individuals. That
what can be imagined can be achieved. That you must dare to dream, but
that there is no substitute for perseverance and hard work. And team work.
Because no one gets there alone. And while we commemorate the greatness
of these events and the individuals who achieve them, we cannot forget
the sacrifice of those who made these achievements and leaps possible.
Mulder:
I just thought it was a cool keychain.
