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I think I just screwed myself with the English Department. Went to drop off my app and the secretary wasn’t there. Instead, I found Bad Teeth. Ugh... I’m not sure which one's gonna screw me more: talking stink about faculty or swearing in front of adults.
All things considered, if I don’t get in, I’ll be able to finally have a real life. Plus, I’m seriously proud of myself that I kissed ZERO ass on this one. I may not get a Master’s degree, but at least I can fucking look myself in the mirror.
I also dropped off my homework with my teacher today so I ain’t fucking going to class. I’m taking the day off. In fact, I should be sleeping now. Work in a few hours.
You know what? I should go to the shopping center. I seriously deserve to get myself something to celebrate living through February. That was one weird, surreal fucking month. January CRAWLED by, and February fucking flew!
I think I know what I’m gonna get myself. A watch. That’s right. You know which brand I’m going for too. I shit you not.
Played board games and drank Godiva coffee at Crabby Boba’s. I swear, that chick may have some serious grumpiness issues, but can she fucking brew a pot of coffee. Restaurant coffee is inferior after drinking hers. If you put your face close up to the glass pitcher, you CANNOT see light passing through. It’s like a black hole.
I haven’t played Monopoly for a real long time so that was pretty fun. It got real fun when we all started ganging up on Ball And Chain. Greedy bitch decided she wanted ALL the property.
The neato thing was, it was Star Wars Monopoly. All the properties were places in the Lucas universe and the cards said stuff like, “Ewok Festival Refund: Collect a 100 credits.” You know how Baltic and Med. Ave. are the skids? They replaced it with the swamp and Yoda’s House on Dagobah. Cool eh?
For the first time in my life, I also played Candyland. I’m such a deprived child. But man, that game was kinda hard. I barely won the last one.
They did my chapters in class on Friday. All things considered, I think it went kinda well. It’s pure entertainment and it seemed to have entertained so I think it did the job. The Hairy Editor was extremely quiet for once during discussion. Ha. Suck shit dickwad.
Get this. Later that night, he e mails me and tells me how the other people in class just piss him off cause they don’t know what they’re talking about and how me, him, and these two other people should start leading the discussions so that it’ll be worth his while. Umm, huh? God. He actually spends his free time worrying about this shit. Can we say, get a life?
He also mentioned that he had a hard time discussing my chapters because he couldn’t get past it being a parody of him.
Say it with me: SELF ABSORPTION!
All things considered, these types of people are the main reasons why it might not be such a bad thing if I don’t get into the program. I mean, I just don’t fit in.
He once joked to me that a well constructed sentence gave him a hard on. I have this strange feeling that he wasn’t joking.
Here’s the thing I really like about the book I’m working on. Someone pisses you off? Throw em in there! You can be sly too, unlike non fiction or journal shit cause you can always hide under that whole, anything resembling real life is pure coincidence.
The coolest part was, last night while writing, I found a surprise way to add in Slutt Bitch and seriously make her slutty and she’ll never fucking know. I always wondered about that woman. Bubba said that that’s the best a Filipino woman is ever gonna look past the age of thirty. I always felt that she smelled like bathroom freshener. It must be some kind of perfume cause I really don’t think she sprays herself with a can of Glade before she leaves the house, but still... Whenever she walks by and I get a whiff, I think, “Is someone trying to cover up doo-doo?”
8mm was kinda interesting when they were showing the investigation techniques of Nicholas Cage’s character and it was pretty funny when the guy went, “Snuff 2: The Resurrection!” and it's always nice to see cross bows in film but other than that... It’s like the movie was trying so hard to be dark and evil. You felt like going, “Lighten up!”
You gotta wonder about snuff films though. I remember, I absolutely refused to even show up at a party in high school cause I heard that they were gonna watch one of those Faces Of Death videos, and that's not even considered snuff. (How long more do you think we have before the FOX Network starts showing "People Who Die Gruesome Deaths 5" or something?) I mean, if they really existed, I’d find the majority of them totally repulsive and disgusting. The majority...
You would think that there would be a market for snuff films in which the person being killed is someone you totally want to see being killed. Miss Asian Beauty Queen Slutt for instance. What? Aw c’mon! She’s an actress. The role would be totally perfect for her! I bet millions of folks would seriously pay big bucks to see that one!
I think I'm gonna find a way to shove a cross bow into a future chapter.
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