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I basically get sick once every two months. It's pathetic really. All right, all right, I fucking give in already. I'm gonna make a serious effort to cut down on the fucking cigarettes cause I can't fucking breathe.
All things considered, this cold could have been waaaay worse. It lasted the weekend and that's about it. Started taking echinacea and zinc, but I'm not sure if it's that that's making me feel better, or the fact that I slept through all of Sunday. (Which actually turned out to be a good thing cause now I got a normal human sleep schedule.) I even managed to eat semi-regularly so I didn't really lose that much weight, hopefully only a couple pounds. In fact, depending how I feel, I might even go gym tonight. I noticed a light, semi-intense workout tends to make a feel better faster.
Oh Christ, speaking of feel-better-faster. Went to Kyo-ya for Crabby Boba's birthday and my nose was stuffed and I was eating a piece of maguro and I coughed and all this snot shot out of my nose. And of course, Crabby Boba just happened to be looking right at me! I give her credit but. She didn't throw up or even curl her lip up in disgust. Although rattled and disturbed, she offered to give me Kleenex. I just wiped myself quickly in my napkin, excused myself to the restroom, blew my nose and cleaned up, and proceeded to whack my head against the wall for five minutes. OH GOD, THAT WAS FUCKING EMBARASSING! Imagine if this was some sorta first date or something. Not that this is/or I want this to have been a first date. Crabby Boba=ugh, too high maintanence. Plus, Hel-lo! She's Ball And Chain's best friend!
Speaking of Kyo-ya, I seriously WANT the cocktail waitress that works there. OHMYGOD she is soooo fucking perfection it isn't funny! She is such a James Bond babe! She's sexy, she seems to have a sense of humor, and most importantly and infatuatingly, she has this confidence that kinda goes, "Hey, don't even think about flirting with me cause I'll break your ass in a second, dork boy." She has this sign on her forehead in red neon that says, "I'm soooo out of your league, Aaron!"
I want to go back to Kyo-ya with a buncha guys cause I just want to blubber incoherently and order beverages from her. OHMYGOD, even the way she presents the drinks when she comes to your table... Wow.
Speaking of birthdays, HAPPY BIRTHDAY KITSUNE!!! Granted, it was on the 8th, but shit, am I ever on time for anything? Go on, give the elderly some love. I got him a butterfly knife. I looks kinda neato and he can whip it around real good, but I seriously hope he doesn't slice one of his fingers off cause the world needs his ability to type.
Speaking of his ability to type, how's that for cool! I still can't believe Lois-Ann did something for Spunker. That was pretty funny cause she's so cool. When I asked her to do it, I was all set to give her the standard ten minute pitch, but she just agreed to it no problem. I feel kinda bad. Maybe I should've explained to her what exactly the "magazine" was. She seemed to understand how we wanted the joke to look and she was all for it, but part of me wasn't sure if she was just agreeing to it to be polite or if she really did think it would be funny.
Hey Pam? I'm being a Virgo again, aren't I?
Ho, speaking of Spunker, we don't know what the fuck happened, but our hits are going kinda nuts. Seriously, people must be getting there by accident or something cause this just is plain odd. No way that many fucking people are reading about the Melvin.
Analyze This was funny but if I was Billy Crystal, no matter how fucking funny it would look, nobody's dropping me into a shark tank.
Spunker
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