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Bubba's right. Darth Maul's little moped on Tatooine is kinda gay.
Everytime someone says Naboo, I get the giggles.
So far I've heard all kinds of wild rumors about Episode 2 and I'm eating it all up.
Anakin: Ricky Schoeder (sp? does it matter?). Then again, supposedly that rumor's coming from Anthony Michael Hall so grain of rock salt. The really eerie one is that Leonardo DiCaprio's been hanging out with George Lucas a lot on Skywalker Ranch. Do you think?
Personally, I don't think that's too bad. I mean, he's actually a solid actor: Who Ate Gilbert Grape? It's just because of fucking Titanic. There's a movie to blast about the hype. I mean, Episode 1 will change you life, it's so fucking quotable. "The ability to speak doesn't make you intelligent." "That is the sound of a thousand terrible things." What did Titanic give us? "We have to stay on the boat for as long as possible!" Whatever.
The Immaculate Conception? I knew there was something fishy about that. Get this Internet theory: Darth Sidious was responsible to impregnating Shmi Skywalker. Whoa, how's that one? Evil huh? Cause you remember when Liam is talking to the Jedi Council and Mace Windu's all like, "That's impossible in a human." And they're all like, "The Sith have been extinct for a millenium." That's why the mitochondria or whatever was all weird; it wasn't Jedi mitochondria, it was SITH mitochondria.
SPOILER! BEWARE!
Here's the coolest rumor: If you haven't seen the film, skip this paragraph, but then again, if you haven't seen the film by now, don't you think you deserve to have it blown for you? I mean, if I can get MY lazy ass outta bed to see it three times... Anyway, how's this one: Darth Maul is still alive! The guy who plays Darth Maul refuses to flat out say he isn't gonna be involved in Episode 2 and there's rumors that there's been mysterious drawings at Skywalker Ranch depicting Darth Maul with his bottom half replaced with a hovering cyborg-kinda machine. I don't know how well this is gonna hold up though, especially since Kenneth Branagh's body is half-cybernetic wheelchair in Wild Wild West.
End Spoiler. The world is now safe.
I wonder what it's like to see other movies?
My third time was once again at Dole Cannery. After seeing it at the half-assed Waikiki, you totally can tell the difference in sound. My only gripe at Dole Cannery, throughout the movie, every once in a while, a green line was going through the middle and ends of the picture. More irritating than people knocking Episode 1.
Which reminds me, I almost beat the living shit outta Dental Chick. She's all, I don't really care about seeing the movie, I'm a Star Trek fan. This was at the gym and I almost threw a dumbbell at her.
Say it with me: Sour Grapes.
Don't you just hate it when your Gramma manages to get into the shower before you?
