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You know what's really interesting? With all the recent hubbub surrounding a page that got taken down because it was _included_ on the Isleties page, it's amazing that no one made a big deal because a journal was _excluded_ from the Isleties page: All I Want by Kitsune Mifune. I remember when he was taken down, he cried all night. Poor thing.
That was just offensive. Perhaps it was a misinterpretation of the darkness that filled his site. Like the Pearl Jam song, it wasn't simply just black. It reflected his mood at the time. Free speech man! *shaking fist at sky*
Since we got one of those dining club coupon card/book things, we ate at the Top Of Waikiki tonight. I love that restaurant although the saying is true: the higher the eatery, the shittier the food. Still, I love being able to look at all the buildings in Waikiki, especially at night. I was zoning throughout the whole meal. My favorite part is when the restaurant passes the hotels. Unfortunately no one was fucking so no free porn with my Lobster Medley.
Oh yeah, the Lobster Medley. We figured since it was basically twenty bucks off, we may as well order whatever so I got lobster. I really like crab but I don't really get to eat lobster very often. What is the texture of lobster supposed to be like? I remember it wasn't that far off from crab but my lobster tonight was kinda chewy. Is it supposed to be like that?
I finally hooked up my Nintendo 64. It's been sitting in a Warner Brothers shopping bag since New Year's cause I was too fucking lazy ever since I brought it over to Ball And Chain's house because everyone wanted to play South Park. It was kinda worth it though to watch Poison Ivy's brother play Big Gal Al on deathmatch.
Anyway, it's been unhooked because I basically hate to fuck around with electronic wiring. Crawling behind the TV... Which one is yellow? Which one is white? Can someone please hand me a fucking Mag-Lite! Plus, monsters live under all the spaghetti wires behind my TV.
Rogue Squadron. That game fucking rocks. Basically they took the first, and best, level of Shadows Of The Empire and made it into an entire game. NO ONE pilots an airspeeder better than me! Don't fuck with me, man. I'll tangle your legs in miles of towcable!
By the way, does anyone know how much that expansion pack for the Nintendo 64 helps?
I had some merchandise credit so I picked up Rogue Squadron from Software Etc. As I browsed, I saw all these cool games for PC. I haven't been really keeping up cause I've been a little short (no pun intended) on time lately. I mean, I haven't even installed Grim Fandango yet. Anyways, I saw all these cool looking games. Beavis And Butthead: Bunghole In One. It's actually a pretty funny looking miniature golf game. Then I saw this Guns And Ammo target shooting game that has over 100 guns. Then I was looking at this simulation game called Gangsters where you're a mob boss and you gotta take over Chicago or something... Someone gimme money.
Whoa, I'm actually gonna review a movie! I went into She's All That kicking and fucking screaming but you know what, try as I might, I couldn't fucking hate this movie. I mean, don't get me wrong, it was dumb as a fucking log in shit, but still, there was something really cute and sweet about it, and get this: it was way smarter than I expected it to be. There were all these little satirical stuffs on fast food chains and performance artists and some of the lines were fucking classic! Who would've fucking believed that I'd actually laugh in this movie?! There was even a Buffy The Vampire Slayer cameo!
And these movies make high school look so fun! And cool. The prom in this movie-- shit, it was in this three story building with banquet tables on each floor and there was black lighting and neon and Usher was the DJ, but then he wasn't USHER in the movie so I guess that doesn't really count. And they choreographed their little prom dance really well considering they were in high school. My high school prom definitely had no nite club lighting. Or did it? Not sure. I spent half the night standing in line for pictures and the other half desperately trying to find somewhere safe to light a cigarette. Hey YOU! Yeah YOU!!! The one I saw at Blade! Did you come to our hotel party senior prom night? I can't remember already. I know Kitsune was there and he was seriously fucked up. No wait. I was the seriously fucked up one and I made him drive my car cause I was too drunk to find food on my own.
This is probably what I meant when I said I felt nostalgic for the old John Hughes high school movies. With Varsity Blues and now this one, we're finally beginning to see some good old fashioned juvenile hokey crap that was absolutely nothing like real life high school. That's been a long time coming. I mean, there only so much Saving Private fucking Ryan the world can take, don't you think?
Anyway, I really liked this movie but still, the title ain't umm, all that. I mean, it's downright embarassing. I refused to purchase the ticket because I just could not bring myself to say the title out loud. I've only done that for two previous films: Mo Bettah Blues and A Low Down Dirty Shame.
Spunker
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