Pilot: "The X-Files"

Mulder: Do you believe in the exsistance of extraterrestrials?
Scully: Logically I would have to say no.

Scully: Do you have a theory?
Mulder: I have plenty of theories.

Deep Throat

Scully: Just because I can't explain it, doesn't mean I'm going to believe they were UFO's.

Scully: Mulder, you're crazy.

Mulder: There's something I haven't told you Scully.
Scully: Something else?

Squeeze

Scully: Ah, Fox Mulder, Tom Colton.
Colton: So Mulder, what do you think? Does this look like the work of little green men?
Mulder: Grey.
Colton: Excuse me?
Mulder: Grey. You said green men. The Reticulan skin tone is actually grey. They're notorious for their extraction of terrestrial human livers, due to iron depletion in the Reticulan galaxy.
Colton: You can't be serious.
Mulder: Do you have any idea what liver and onions go for on Reticula? Excuse me.

Scully: Oh my god Mulder, it smells like...I think it's bile.
Mulder: Is there any way I can get it off my fingers quickly without betraying my cool exterior?

Scully: Is this what it takes to climb the ladder Colton?
Colton: All the way to the top.
Scully: Then I can’t wait until you fall off and land on your ass!

Conduit

Scully: That is strange, even for Agent Mulder.

Scully: I just don't think it's a good idea to antagonize the local law enforcement.
Mulder: Who me? I'm Mr. Congeniality.
Scully: You never know, we might need his help one of these days.
Mulder: I'll send him a bundt cake.

The Jersey Devil

Scully: You keep that up, Mulder and I'll hurt you like that beastwoman.

Shadows

Scully: They're here... (imitation of the little girl from the movie, "Poltergeist")

Mulder: Hey Scully do you believe in the afterlife?
Scully: I'd settle for a life in this one.

Ghost in the Machine

Ice

Space

Fallen Angel

Eve

Scully: 75% blood loss. That's over four litres of blood.
Mulder:Could say he was running on empty.

Scully:Mulder, why would alien beings travel light years through space in order to play doctor on cattle?

Mulder: And one of these girls was just abducted.
Scully: Kidnaped.
Mulder: Pa-tay-toe, puh-tah-toe.

Scully: Mulder, you're rushing me out of the room.
Mulder: No, I'm not.
Scully: Do you have a girl coming over?
Mulder: What's a girl?

Fire

Scully: So, Sherlock, is the game afoot?
Mulder: Afraid so Watson.

Beyond the Sea

Scully: You set us up. You're in on this with Lucas Henry. This was a trap for Mulder because he helped put you away. Well, I came here to tell you that if he dies because of what you've done, four days from now, nobody will stop me from being the one that will throw the switch and gas you out of this life for good, you son of a bitch!

GenderBender

Lazarus

Young at Heart

E.B.E.

Miracle Man

Scully: (As the collection plate comes by) Apparently miracles don't come cheap.

Scully: Imagine a miracle, and you're half way there.

Scully: You've got that look on your face Mulder.
Mulder: What look is that?
Scully:The kind where you've forgotten your keys and are trying to figure out how to get back in the house.

Shapes

Darkness Falls

Scully: And you suspect what - Big Foot?
Mulder: Not likely, that's a lot of flannel to be choking down even for Big Foot.

Scully: What do you think?
Mulder: I think I'm gonna suggest we sleep with the lights on.

Tooms

Scully: May I ask sir, what more you require?

CITC: Conversation in the Car, Tooms

Scully:Mulder, I wouldn't put myself on the line for anybody but you.

Mulder:If there's an iced tea in that bag, it could be love.
Scully:It must be fate, Mulder. Root beer.

Scully: Can you determine the cause of death? My instincts tell me that burial in cement is murder.

Born Again

Roland

Scully: Does this pitch somehow end with a way for me to lower my long distance charges?

The Erlenmeyer Flask

Mulder: Did he bite you?
Scully: No but he tried to.

Mulder: You think he does it because he gets off on it?
Scully: No, I think he does it because you do.

Scully: What are you going to do?