The Blessing Way

Scully: What they're doing is putting an official stamp on the perpetuation of a lie.

Scully: With all due respect, sir, I think you overestimate your position in the chain of command.

Scully: Don't turn around, or I'll blow your head off.

Paper Clip

Scully: Lots and LOTS of files!

Scully: I want exactly what you want.

Scully: I've heard the truth, Mulder. Now what I want are the answers.

D.P.O.

Scully: Feel free to jump in anytime.
Mulder: Why? You were doing just fine.

Scully: Mulder? What's in your pocket?

Scully: I'm surprised you haven't already read that issue.
Mulder: Oh, I have. April is the cruelest month, but mine didn't come with this. (A picture of Sharon Keveat) I found it between Miss April and Women of the Ivy League.

Scully: So what? Are we supposed to charge him with assaulting a cellular phone?

Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose

Scully: (to Mulder) I can't take you anywhere.

Scully: It's too bad about your negative energy, Mulder. It was quite a performance.

Scully: Mr. Bruckman, there are hits and there are misses, and then there are *misses*.

Scully: That's one to pose to the pyschic philosopher.

The List

Mulder: Ok, but imagine if it were true, Scully. Imagine if you could comeback and take out five people who caused you to suffer. Who’d they be?
Scully: I only get five?
Mulder: I remembered your birthday this year, didn't I, Scully?

Scully: A woman gets lonely. Can't always wait around for her man to be reincarnated.

2SHY

The Walk

Oubliette

Nisei

Scully: What are you watching?
Mulder: Something that just came in the mail.
Scully: That's not your usual brand of entertainment.

Scully: Mulder, this is even hokier than the one they aired on the Fox network, you can't even see what they're operating on.

"731"

Mulder: They're getting away with it.
Scully: They've gotten away with it Mulder. Don't you see, Mulder? You're doing their work for them. You're chasing aliens that aren't there, helping them to create a story to cover the shameful truth. And what they can't cover they apologize for. Apology has become policy.

Revelations

Scully: Afraid that God is speaking, but that no one's listening.

War of the Coprophages

Scully: Mulder, I think the only thing more fortuitous than the emergence of life on this planet, is that through purely random laws of biological evolution an intelligence as complex as ours ever emanated from it. The very idea of intelligent alien life, aside from being astronomically improbable, is, at its most basic level, downright anti-Darwinian.

Scully: I'm not going to ask you if you just said what I think you said. Because I know it's what you just said.

Scully: Who died now?

Mulder: Bambi also has this theory I've never come across about U.F.O's....
Scully: Who??
Mulder: Dr Berenbaum.
Scully: Her name is Bambi?

Scully: Did you know the inventor of the flush toliet was named Thomas Crapper?

Scully: Are you sure it wasn't a girlyscream?

Scully: Now, where the hell are those road maps?

Mulder: (phone rings) Mulder. (Cut to Scully, still in the convenience store, standing behind the desk.) Scully: Mulder, this town is insane. (Cut back to Mulder.) Mulder: Where are you? Scully: I'm in a convenience store on the outskirts of, uh... (Cut back to Scully, who is writing on the desk.) civilization.

Scully: Mulder, think you've been in this town too long.

Scully: Let me guess--Bambi.
Bambi: Fox told me to wait out here while he checked inside first. Should I come along with you?
Scully: No. This is no place for an entomologist. (She checks her gun- and slams the clip home.)

Syzygy

Mulder: You don’t suppose she’s a virgin, do you?
Scully: I doubt she’s even a blonde.

Scully: Sure, fine. (Snaps on other glove.) Whatever.

Scully: I’m driv... Why do you always have to drive? Because you’re the guy? Because you’re the big macho-man?
Mulder: No. I was just never sure your little feet could reach the pedals. (Closes Scully’s door, then to White: ) Will you go with her, please? Thank you. (To himself: ) Big macho-man.

Scully and Mulder: (together) PUT THAT GUN DOWN!

Scully: Shut up, Mulder.

Grotesque

Piper Maru

Apocrypha

Pusher

Scully: Are we talking kungfu movies Mulder?

Mulder: I think you drooled on me.
Scully: Sorry.

Scully: Please explain to me the scientific nature of The Whammy.

Teso Dos Bichos

Scully: A cat ate a rat.
Mulder: The dog ate the cat.

Hell Money

José Chung's, From Outer Space

Scully: You're nuts!

Scully: You never saw this, this didn't happen. You tell anyone, you're a dead man.

Scully: It definately was peculiar.

Scully: Mulder, these men have something to tell you.

Scully: Mulder didn't say that it was Alex Trebek. It was just someone that looked incredibly like him.

Scully: That was Det. Manners. He said they just found your bleeping U.F.O.

Scully: I know it probably doesn't have the sense of closure that you want, but it has more than some of our other cases.

Avatar

Scully: Business must be booming.
Mulder: I think you mean banging.

Quagmire

Scully: You know, on the old mariner's maps, the cartographers would designate uncharted territories by writing 'Here Be Monsters'.
Mulder: I got a map of New York City just like that.

Scully: (They pull on life jackets, then swim out from the boat. As the boat sinks, they stand on a nearby rock, watching.) There goes our five hundred dollar deposit.

Scully: What was that?
Mulder: I don't know, but it ain't no duck.

Wetwired

Mulder: "A thing of beauty is a joy forever..." what do you think, Scully?
Scully: I think television plays a large part in both of these murderers' lives.
Mulder: As it does in almost every American home, but television does not equal violence. I don't care what anybody says... Unless you consider bad taste an act of violence.

Talitha Cumi